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NoBarkDawg 04-10-2006 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joelnwil
Dudes - if you think that is extreme, look at this

..why would a dood have flaming cock coming out of his asshole?

Kagen4o4 04-11-2006 06:38 AM

why not?

thrillhouse 04-11-2006 01:18 PM

http://static.flickr.com/45/127063324_5594a19352_o.jpg

they say its spontaneous.

glatt 04-11-2006 02:09 PM

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thrillhouse 04-11-2006 02:18 PM

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http://static.flickr.com/55/127087227_6f1763a3b1.jpg

Kagen4o4 04-11-2006 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thrillhouse

she had it coming

xoxoxoBruce 04-11-2006 07:36 PM

She was near water, maybe she saw it coming, too. :)

capnhowdy 04-11-2006 08:47 PM

You don't hear about these cases much anymore. SHC is a very intrigueing topic. With forensic science at today's level, seems like someone could explain this phenomenon by now.

Anyway here's the link.

Kagen4o4 04-11-2006 09:19 PM

SHC is soo funny. its the biggest WTF of them all

SouthOfNoNorth 04-12-2006 12:40 PM

i narrowly avoided something like that once myself, after a long night of drinking followed up with some taco bell......

barefoot serpent 04-12-2006 05:05 PM

#124 reminded me of Vanessa Beecroft live installations
http://www.thing.net/~vanessa/image/mon017.jpg

Elspode 04-12-2006 11:19 PM

Sort of like Spencer Tunick Lite...

Elspode 04-12-2006 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoBarkDawg
..why would a dood have flaming cock coming out of his asshole?

Because it feels so much better than a flaming cock going in?

capnhowdy 04-13-2006 02:20 PM

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slide a copy of this under your bosses' office door.

xoxoxoBruce 04-13-2006 07:12 PM

The Boss wouldn't see it if it was right under his nose. ;)

capnhowdy 04-13-2006 08:26 PM

:lol:
now that's funny as hell.
I can always count on you, Bruce. I admire your sense of humor.

thrillhouse 04-20-2006 09:32 AM

http://static.flickr.com/55/131886653_4e02ce715e_o.jpg

capnhowdy 04-20-2006 09:02 PM

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OMG

Elspode 04-22-2006 12:45 PM

Hmmm...the Victoria's Secret pic model above looks suspiciously like the same shemale that someone sent me a video of recently. That was one unpleasant surprise.

Kagen4o4 04-23-2006 02:17 AM

maybe shes just taking a huge dump while standing

richlevy 04-23-2006 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
maybe shes just taking a huge dump while standing

So if you're on a date with her, it's sort of a lose-lose proposition.:eek:

Ibby 04-23-2006 09:44 AM

Not if you're bi or have an S&M fetish...

ashke 04-23-2006 11:55 AM

I thought Victoria's Secret sells lingerie. Why's there the dangly bits? Unless they're pushing that translucent white thing as the lingerie?

xoxoxoBruce 04-23-2006 12:42 PM

Uh....I don't think it's an ad.....more like a joke expose, ashke. ;)

wolf 04-23-2006 12:45 PM

Like everyone wonders, what, exactly, is the Secret that belongs to Victoria?

You know what, this might not translate well ...

ashke 04-23-2006 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Uh....I don't think it's an ad.....more like a joke expose, ashke. ;)

Oh... :smack:

thrillhouse 05-01-2006 05:50 PM

http://static.flickr.com/6/68369818_19e6034f02_o.jpg

Trilby 05-01-2006 06:07 PM

that adorable appendage looks mighty silly so much of the time...

Kagen4o4 05-01-2006 08:02 PM

it is a silly little thing that gets itself into all sorts of trouble

DucksNuts 05-01-2006 10:09 PM

and the person attached to it

Kagen4o4 05-01-2006 11:35 PM

that things not important

DucksNuts 05-02-2006 12:12 AM

to the little thing it isnt

thrillhouse 05-02-2006 08:24 AM

err. . . . you two wanna take this to the sex thread? :p

DucksNuts 05-03-2006 04:58 AM

Nope.

Public is cool :)

xoxoxoBruce 05-03-2006 06:46 PM

Cool? I suppose it could be downright chilly with a Brazilian wa.......oh....public....nevermind.:o

DucksNuts 05-04-2006 04:31 AM

I met a guy who isnt at all impressed with Brazilian's...wtf is up with that?

I didnt think they existed?

Kagen4o4 05-04-2006 09:00 AM

mmm clean shaven

xoxoxoBruce 05-04-2006 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts
I met a guy who isnt at all impressed with Brazilian's...wtf is up with that?

I didnt think they existed?

Latent pedophile in denial?:eyebrow:

Shocker 05-08-2006 02:16 PM

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Undertoad 05-08-2006 07:13 PM

http://cellar.org/2006/060502girl87lp.jpg

Shocker 05-10-2006 12:58 PM

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lucky snowmen...

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rkzenrage 05-10-2006 02:21 PM

http://badgas.co.uk/lynndie/snowmen_michigan.jpg
Anyone recognize that pose?

thrillhouse 05-10-2006 02:30 PM

^ unfortunately, yes.

Abu Ghrai

Pi 05-11-2006 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shocker
lucky snowmen...

You mean lucky snowwoman?!

Undertoad 05-11-2006 01:50 PM

http://cellar.org/2006/torpedotits.jpg

BrianR 05-11-2006 11:53 PM

Hey! Svenrox the Monkey!

Torrere 05-12-2006 07:11 PM

The Lynndie English pose next to the distraught snowmen is the funniest picture I've seen all week!

Elspode 05-13-2006 12:40 AM

Hey, UT...where'd you get that pic of Leon Spinks buyin' a date?

Anonymouse Cow 05-13-2006 06:18 AM

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xoxoxoBruce 05-13-2006 11:27 AM

Welcome to the Cellar, Anonymouse Cow. :D
Uh,....that's not you....right?

Anonymouse Cow 05-13-2006 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Welcome to the Cellar, Anonymouse Cow. :D
Uh,....that's not you....right?

Definitely not (for one thing, I'm male), the image is just a random one I ran across somewhere that made me think was appropriate for this thread.

I didn't want to post that picture on a public forum under publicly identifiable name, so the name is just a shortened "anonymous coward".

Shocker 05-13-2006 03:56 PM

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zippyt 05-13-2006 08:20 PM

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rkzenrage 05-14-2006 12:13 AM

Did anyone save the cowlady pic? The name kills!
There need to be a header though... she looks pissed.

"Where is all my MILK! THAT HURT!!!"

Ibby 05-14-2006 12:23 AM

I'd look pretty pissed if I was naked and painted up like a cow, I dunno bout you...

xoxoxoBruce 05-14-2006 12:23 AM

I'd be mighty impressed if she could fill that 40 quart can. :eek:

rkzenrage 05-14-2006 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram
I'd look pretty pissed if I was naked and painted up like a cow, I dunno bout you...

You'd be more pissed if I were naked and painted-up like a cow.:greenface

Elspode 05-14-2006 11:25 AM

I just want to know who the lucky bastard is that gets to paint things on all these naked women we see in pics online these day.

Undertoad 05-14-2006 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
Hey, UT...where'd you get that pic of Leon Spinks buyin' a date?

Most of my WTF NSFW images come from livejournal pages, but there is this one particular livejournalist in Russia who is the greatest of all wacky image bloggers. Every single one is a WTF shot. Unfortunately he resizes all the images to the same width and does not explain them at all. He's great at it though. Google for "dashi's journal".

footfootfoot 05-14-2006 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram
I'd look pretty pissed if I was naked and painted up like a cow, I dunno bout you...

She looks like she's thinking
"The things I do to pay the visa bill, I'm cutting up that damn card when I get home..."


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