I wonder if hosing off that concrete would be tampering with evidence?

WEST FRANKFORT, Ill. (AP) — Police investigating the theft of clothing and jewelry from a southern Illinois boutique say they arrested a woman after she posted Facebook photos of herself wearing one of the stolen items.

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Without the safeguards of civilization, she'd be dead in a week.

You're talking about me again, aren't you?

Get a load of this fucking idiot. Man, this guy loves himself like no woman ever will.



Man, I'm glad this guy was here to tell me everything that's wrong with America. Without him, who'd a-known?

Thank God for conceited, convinced, stuck-up, judgmental, fucking assholes. Where would we be without them?

Wow. Dude really likes himself.

How many times do you think he watched that video after he shot it? Just admiring himself, slowly drinking form that coffee mug.

You mean til he stopped beating off to it?

:lol2:

He makes money every time you play it. Don't play it.

I got about 30 seconds in and had to stop watching. He was just tooo irritating and I was annoyed that he had appropriated Williams for whatever his cause is.

Don't suppose someone could give me a summary of his main point?

Here is his main point:

I am a superior being.

Translated: the man is an asshole. And he drinks coffee in a meaningful way and likes to use one-handed air quotes.

Prototypical douchebag.

Me.
I'm at a meet & greet for a group who I sort of know about half of them and talking to a guy I don't remember seeing before but may have.
Out of the picture window I see a woman coming across the parking lot. She is pretty, but beyond that, beautiful in that she's dressed to the nines, impeccably coiffed, perfect make-up, all the feminine tricks except photoshop.

So I say, "Whoa, I hope she's the entertainment."

He says, "That's my wife."

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Awesome.

But what happened next, Bruce?

How long do we have to wait for the next embarrassing... er, I mean exciting episode?

"And that's how the boot got all the way up there, Doc."

Man, that's priceless, Bruce.

I said, "Then you know what I'm talking about, you lucky bastard. She's stunning."

He didn't introduce us.

Ha!

pffft, you didn't want to know her name anyhow, right?

hahahaha Bruce!

It would have been nice to meet her, with the attendant opportunity to compliment her on her appearance... without drooling. That would show my sincerity in my original remarks.

Of course there's always the danger of drooling... grabbing... fondling... but I think she could probably restrain herself. :angel:

Just be sure you're not wearing light colored pants at the time. :D

Jose Canseco has accidentally shot off his middle finger, while cleaning his gun.

Idiot.

:lol2:

Aaand here's another:

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The docs re-attached his finger...

And, now this, from Twitter:

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:lol2:

Jose Canseco's middle finger: Fuck you guys, I'm outta here!

And now he's supposedly auctioning off the gun.

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So. That's how ya fuck up a perfectly good R1, huh?

Also, I'm pretty sure ya can't sell body parts/human remains on eBay. No matter whose they are.

I guess I should take my ad down, then. :D

I think that's probably classed as an appendage rather than a body part.

I have class?

:eek:

Sell, not rent. You should be good to go.

Appendage...As in body part?:eyebrow:

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Yeah, I'm in a shit mood, and that's all I got to argue about.

You suxx0r Grav

Yeah, probably.

I'm guessing that's not a spinner.

That's to shake all the mud off the ATV before you get home.

that's pretty funny :D

bwaaaahahahahahahahahaaaa!

You only do *that* once.

And those look like some pretty strong straps. to start with.

"Pastor" Steven Anderson now wants all LGBT people dead now for an "AIDS free Christmas:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/a...-god-commands/

I hope he dies in a fire for Chanukah.

It's ijits like Pastor Steve that make people like me look smarter.

Go Pastor Steve. Ijit.

I've seen some UNbelievable stuff from that guy... it is really boggling the hateful stuff that comes out of his mouth... and to imagine that he's presenting this in the context of a holy lesson. I really don't understand the appeal he has to anyone in his audience.

In the land of the blind...

Darwinism says this one ain't got long to go....

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-s...shire-30536749

I suspect that this chap might just have attended the same College of Burglary as the gent mentioned above...

The last thing we need is a burglar with 'thinking skills'.

Repentant Brecon burglar returned laptop

At 41, I'm pretty sure the Thinking Skills ship has sailed for Mr. James.

Maybe he's just...










Wait for it...














...Brecon bad.

:jig:

:facepalm:


funny tho.

Woman getting into hot tub: "Oooh, it's hot. Isn't it hot? I didn't think it would be hot" :eyebrow:

I don't get it... what could possibly go wrong ?

Looks like it was set up by Dr Seuss.

That can't be real. It can't be real. No way. It can't be real.

How did he get those ladders up there? Unh uh. :headshake. That can't be real.

But I'm really afraid it is.

What. The. Fuck. is this guy doing?

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The ladders and tree - that's the kind of shit my brother would do.

I can see risk in the tree trimmer's task. But I can also imagine doing it safely. Securing oneself to the tree, securing the ladders to the tree, securing the chainsaw to the tree, securing the soon to be trimmed branches to the tree, it's all possible.

It looks like he's wearing a climbing harness, there appear to be ropes hanging down, there appears to be a horizontal line across the large section of the trunk close to where he's working. It's possible to minimize the risks here to top and remove a tall tree like this. It's also possible he's an idiot, but it doesn't quite look like it from here.

Did you notice the ladder in the bucket of the loader?