I'm amazed at all the ads Bert Convey appeared in!

Faith-enhancing breath spray?:eyebrow:

Maybe they meant to say 'dog,' because dog has bad breath.

Nasal application LSD, amen.

why would that chick want to believe in God?

She's cute. She already believes in God.

O. M. G. !

yuch

So you need an umbrella but you are going to be in a rough part of town and would really like to have both hands available if you should need to defend yourself. Well look no further folks.

The "Umbuster" Brass Knuckles Umbrella
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But wait!
If you order now we will include the new Gunbrella.
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Holy crap. Serious brolly power!

Mr. Steed?

"Pepper" spray... maybe, maybe it is like mace, and when used (in the face of an attacker) it inspires an instant belief in God "Oh my GOD!!!! AAAUUUUGHHHHH!" you know... something like that.

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What the fucking fuck? "Pussy wind"? Yes, yes, I know what it smells like, it's delightful. But I prefer fresh, not canned, thankyouverymuch.

:lol2:

They call the wind Mariah

The perfect mix of queefs and cat farts.

Ewww, fishy!

All I know is I want one.

me too. I'll take the one in green! no, wait... the light blue. or red. maybe green.. hmmm. damn. I might need two.

nyuk

as for the table and chairs... I am having a hard time seeing how those chairs would actually work. There's an awful lot of person above the waterline there, and that means a lot of air under the water. But where is it? And where is the center of gravity? It looks like you'd just slip right off the front of the chairs. Looks like something's missing.

Waterproof cards, that's what it's missing.

I have waterproof cards. Bicycle makes 'em.

So do I. So does KEM.

I think their feet are touching the bottom of the pool, and they have to be careful to keep their balance.

Doesn't matter. A poker game with a few beers around that thing is only going to end one way. Pretty soon someone is going to ante with some clothing, and then ...

yeah, well, I'm a little control freaky that way.

I bet the seats are a mesh sling, and not inflated. The backs of the chairs have all the buoyancy, which makes them more stable.

Not yet a product, but can't you just imagine the uses in civilian life of an "invisibility cloak"...

Me, too. So they can talk to each other after I pass out.:lol2:

I know I've seen this somewhere on teh Cellar...

Erektus hell. E like to killed us.

Scary.

[catty]I can see why she needs two.[/catty]

Hello catty!

Ghost Hunting EMF Meter,
"who you ganna call"
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There' an app for that. Actually, I had one on my Palm TX. And I now have it for Android.

Yeah, the designs don't match. Wanna fight about it?

Would you really get that dark in one session? otherwise bugger of a time lining the thing up and staying still. Is it spray tan?

That picture comprises the sum total of my knowledge on the subject.

I do like the effect, though.

For steak and BBQ lovers: the Steak Station:

Toupe eyebrows ???
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Sauna pants!

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I wonder if anyone has told that chap what overheating does to your testes and sperm production.

I like how the girl still stands like she's all sexy even while wearing her sauna pants!!

That's a high priced pun.

Bog standard ... stool ... :facepalm:

that's a great idea!

Cardboard + moisture = you're sitting in shit.

ETA:...possibly not your own.

Occupy fillintheblank could use those shitboxes.

I have a Luggable Loo, my very own portable throne, so that I can take a dump in the woods like a queen.

Have you never seen a milk carton?

What's a 'degradeable poo bag'? Do they mean like bio-degradeable? If not, do they mean you can say mean things to the poo bag? What must one do to degrade the poo bag? I mean, you're pretty much at the bottom anyway, if you're the poo bag. :confused:

This is much more portable.

Poor little Winnie the Poo Bag.

Oh, bother! :poohsmilie:

The Vortex Tunnel.

Who knew.

This is possibly the coolest thing in the whole world.

I went to a Haunted House last night (Old Bloodworth Manor).

After some twisty maze stuff, and a mad scientist, I was ushered into this area by either a small child or a dwarf. I'm not sure which.

And then ... wow. Just wow.

It was like being in that episode of The Six Million Dollar Man, the one with Andre the Giant as Bigfoot.

After going through the haunt once, I was able to go back and play with the tunnel. A lot. Like for twenty minutes, playing with the visual/spatial effects. Leaning toward the direction of rotation is more disorienting than away from it, and if you pick a fixed point straight ahead of you, the sensation of movement is even more disorienting.

I have great kinesthetic sense, and was unable to walk a straight line through it.

WOW...They get expensive as all hell if'n you want wheels...I mean $7-8,000 is plenty, but, $24,000 for rims?

Very cool though.

My friends are REALLY into the haunted house thing. They can also take the Vortex Tunnel to events and set it up without the haunted house parts. I don't know if they'll actually end up doing that, though.

The video on that site really doesn't do the experience justice.

My friend went through it with her macaw.

The bird was screaming the whole time ... "Ohmigod, ohmigod,ohmigod ... Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!"

Why have an expensive toy and an expensive pet if you can't mess with them ...

Exactly what I say about my kids.

:D

This one, less so.

ps, bring money. if you have any left over, you can wipe with it. if you can afford this toilet, you probably do so already .

Even more so, the Siberian port-a-potty, two sturdy sticks: one to hold on to, the second to fend off the wolves.

Those are donated and distributed as part of disaster-relief aid.

I see hijinks galore when a remote control bidet comes into the equation.:eek:

Interesting product. Here's the first one I ever saw. It was on the ground in Bay St. Louis Mississippi. I took the picture in October of 2005, on a trip I took there after Hurricane Katrina.

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I've never seen them in person, only featured in an episode of Popular Mechanics for Kids (Elisha Cuthbert's secret child acting past!) from about 1992 or so.