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Elspode 04-10-2006 04:22 PM

Only if the Antichrist was supposed to be the essentially lobotmized pawn of those who aspired to be the Illuminati.

funkykule 04-10-2006 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by marichiko
Look at the massive famines which take place on a regular basis in the third world.

Actual famines are far less prevalant now than say 30 years ago. I don't have statistics to hand, but most of what happens in 'the third word' is a result of conflict, poverty or food shortages due to the rural poor choosing to plant cash crops, like coffee, tobacco instead of maize, sorghum etc in order to get enough money for food.

marichiko 04-10-2006 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by funkykule
Actual famines are far less prevalant now than say 30 years ago. I don't have statistics to hand, but most of what happens in 'the third word' is a result of conflict, poverty or food shortages due to the rural poor choosing to plant cash crops, like coffee, tobacco instead of maize, sorghum etc in order to get enough money for food.

BZZZT! Wrong! Two beer penalty for you! The causes of famine are over population, natural disasters like drought, civil wars, poverty, and government incompetancy. From Wikipedia:

Modern famines have often occurred in nations that, as a whole, were not suffering a shortage of food. The largest famine ever (proportional to the affected population) was the Irish Potato Famine, which began in 1845 and occurred as food was being shipped from Ireland to England because the English could afford to pay higher prices. In a similar manner, the 1973 famine in Ethiopia was concentrated in the Wollo region, although food was being shipped out of Wollo to the capital city of Addis Ababa where it could command higher prices. In contrast, at the same time that the citizens of the dictatorships of Ethiopia and Sudan had massive famines in the late-1970s and early-1980s, the democracies of Botswana and Zimbabwe avoided them, despite having worse drops in national food production. This was possible through the simple step of creating short-term employment for the worst-affected groups, thus ensuring a minimal amount of income to buy food, for the duration of the localized food disruption and was taken under criticism from opposition political parties and intense media coverage.

Because herding and agriculture allow for greater population, both in numbers and in density, the failure of a harvest or the change in conditions, such as drought, can create a situation whereby large numbers of people live where the carrying capacity of the land has dropped radically. Famine is then associated primarily with subsistence agriculture, that is, where most farming is aimed at producing enough food energy to survive. The total absence of agriculture in an economically-strong area does not cause famine; Arizona and other wealthy regions import the vast majority of their food.

Disasters, whether natural or man-made, have been associated with conditions of famine ever since humankind has been keeping written records. The Torah describes how "seven lean years" consumed the seven fat years, and "plagues of locusts" could eat all of the available food stuffs. War, in particular, was associated with famine, particularly in those times and places where warfare included attacks on land, by burning fields, or on those who tilled the soil.

funkykule 04-10-2006 06:25 PM

I think you misread me. My points were that:
1.Famines are less prevalant now than they were 30 or so years ago.
2.Food shortage was just one of the options I gave for reasons of crisis (I never said the causes of famine are as follows:) (I included conflict didn't I? And poverty?)

I agree with most of the Wikipedia posting (I don't completely trust wikipedia as a source usually). I fail to see where it contradicts what I said.

marichiko 04-10-2006 07:14 PM

THIS is the part of your post I disagree with:

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food shortages due to the rural poor choosing to plant cash crops, like coffee, tobacco instead of maize, sorghum etc in order to get enough money for food.
That aside, the "green revolution" has only encouraged the practice of what are, at best, dubious agricltural methods and has led to a further population boom in the third world which cannot be sustained over time.

I DO agree that Wikipedia is not the be all and end all of reference sources. ;)

Flint 04-10-2006 10:00 PM

Seriously, is all ^^^this^^^ helping you decide whether I'm a jerk or not?!

marichiko 04-10-2006 10:18 PM

I dunno. Are you likely to dash out into the middle of the road in front of me as I come around a blind curve?

What we have here is the fine old Cellar Institution called thread drift. Threads here can meander along like the Mississippi River on a warm summer's day. They are as much about the journey as they are the destination.

Why? Do you want us to start calling you names again? TEXAN! :p

skysidhe 04-10-2006 10:34 PM

I would like a double beer penalty too.




please

skysidhe 04-10-2006 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
Only if the Antichrist was supposed to be the essentially lobotmized pawn of those who aspired to be the Illuminati.


I think that's assured.

Bullitt 04-10-2006 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe
Does that make Bush the antichrist?

Nah, but he's still an ass

Cheyenne 04-10-2006 11:46 PM

damn flint, i was doing so well at hyjacking this thing and here you come back and remind them all. :p

brianchang 04-11-2006 12:37 AM

deer
 
all of this deer-bashing has motivated me to sign up so that i can post. just remember that the deer were here first. we invaded their land the same way that we invaded the native americans land.

xoxoxoBruce 04-11-2006 04:02 AM

Welcome to the Cellar, brianchang. :D
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When Henry Ford was first turning out the Model T, only about 500,000 white tails were to be found in the entire U.S., according to the U.S. Biological Survey. In recent times, deer populations have increased from 29.8 million in 1994 to 32.7 million in 2001.
It would appear the other way around. They are trying to overrun us. But that's the way nature works, from microbes to men.

Flint 04-11-2006 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by marichiko
the fine old Cellar Institution called thread drift

As if y'all invented the message board, and all it's universal qualities.

zippyt 04-11-2006 01:18 PM

As if y'all invented the message board, and all it's universal qualities.

Well Our board is still around !!!!

Can't say the same for AG !!




( sorry , low blow )

Flint 04-11-2006 01:20 PM

Actually, AG is back up now.

jinx 04-11-2006 01:26 PM

And chock-full of fascinating reading material....

:lol2:

Elspode 04-11-2006 02:13 PM

Wow. That subject seems rather familiar. Damn censorship advocates.

glatt 04-11-2006 02:16 PM

I checked out a handful of threads on that site. Based on that sample, we really are much better here.

SteveBsjb 04-11-2006 02:21 PM

AG's message board is still around. It needed a little breakie.

Elspode 04-11-2006 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brianchang
all of this deer-bashing has motivated me to sign up so that i can post. just remember that the deer were here first. we invaded their land the same way that we invaded the native americans land.

I see it as either one of the following two situations:

1) We were created by Jehovah God, who gave us absolute dominion over all the animals. Bang! Dinner!

2) We evolved side-by-side with the deer, and are therefore their contemporaries. This means that no one was anywhere before anyone else. What, do you think indigenous peoples didn't like a venison haunch every now and again?

Now, if one chooses to be fuzzy-squishy, and not kill or eat deer (etc), then great, that is an individual choice. However, I have to balk at the notion that those who choose to hunt and consume the critters are somehow *wrong*. Also, if we have allowed the population to get out of hand so that we can't help but run over them with our cars, we are also doing them a disservice, but I'm not volunteering to be the one to insert Depo subcutaneous devices to keep them from reproducing.

marichiko 04-11-2006 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveBsjb
AG's message board is still around. It needed a little breakie.

That damn thing needs SOMETHING! People spend years of their lives posting to THAT? WHAT-EVER! :eyebrow:

Cheyenne 04-11-2006 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by marichiko
That damn thing needs SOMETHING! People spend years of their lives posting to THAT? WHAT-EVER! :eyebrow:

I could give a Cellarite a user name and they could see what they could do. :D

Flint 04-11-2006 03:24 PM

I would just like to point out that both boards have a thread about me on the first page! Yay me!

Cheyenne 04-11-2006 03:27 PM

tis not just the posting. it is the intravenous feed from the damn place, the im's and the friends we have made for years that we visit.

Cheyenne 04-11-2006 03:30 PM

All ya'all Celery's now have a thread at AG dedicated to you. :)

xoxoxoBruce 04-11-2006 08:04 PM

It's not the first time. ;)

W.HI.P 04-11-2006 08:16 PM

That General discussion board is what is left of AG.
I've been there 7 years and only started posting on it the last 2.
AG began as a satelite music sharring community based on Groups.
Groups which are closed boards where there's an owner & operators.
The serious groups, usually based on specific artists, were of an intelectual level.
They have basically become a thing of the past, but for the majority of time AG was running, the closed groups were the thing.

Cheyenne 04-11-2006 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
It's not the first time. ;)

tis the 1st one "I" made for ya. :p

Celery Thread

Kitsune 04-12-2006 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Cheyenne
All ya'all Celery's now have a thread at AG dedicated to you.

Since I've been peeking in now and then on the banter that was taking place sometime ago, I decided to look. A thread about The Cellar? Some actual discussion on a community from an outside perspective? I was curious! What I found some unrelated cut-n-paste novel followed up with these truly insightful replies:

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04/11/06 i'm cooking rice

04/11/06 flied lice?

04/11/06 sounds good

04/11/06 Want me to hum a few bars?
At least one reply made sense. Not only that, but it mirrored the question I repeatedly asked myself as I thumbed through the neighboring posts:

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What was the purpose of this thread btw?

marichiko 04-12-2006 01:25 PM

Errrr... yeah. I assume the long cut and paste was supposed to be a spoof of some sort? I didn't bother reading through it all. Like Kitsune, I found the replies to be quite enlightening, however. Thanks for the peek inside AG. I guess. :eyebrow:

NoBarkDawg 04-12-2006 02:21 PM

ah.. I thought you meant Larry Flint... the porn guy.

xoxoxoBruce 04-12-2006 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by marichiko
Errrr... yeah. I assume the long cut and paste was supposed to be a spoof of some sort? I didn't bother reading through it all. Like Kitsune, I found the replies to be quite enlightening, however. Thanks for the peek inside AG. I guess. :eyebrow:

That's because you'd made up your mind before you went. You should read the whole post. :eyebrow:

Cheyenne 04-12-2006 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
That's because you'd made up your mind before you went. You should read the whole post. :eyebrow:

:)

tis one of the best stories i have heard. the animation, and delivery of the story in the film is worth the watch, worth a trip to the store or online to purchase.

I have children so it is a 10 in my book for them. it is along the lines of "Snowman" in quality of content. :D


and yes mari, in a way it is a "spoof" i posted it as a joke for all ya'all. ;)

as a matter of fact.... i think i will look for it now, have a sit spell and watch it. tis cold and windy out at the moment. perfect to watch The Man Who Planted Trees.

marichiko 04-12-2006 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
That's because you'd made up your mind before you went. You should read the whole post. :eyebrow:

I'm sure it was very enlightening, Bruce. Alas, I only have so much time between packing breaks and my eyes began to glaze over when I saw the length of it. I'll take your word that it was a very deep and worthy post, and that the comments which followed after it were in no way a reflection on the OP's true brilliance. :neutral:

Cheyenne 04-12-2006 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by marichiko
I'm sure it was very enlightening, Bruce. Alas, I only have so much time between packing breaks and my eyes began to glaze over when I saw the length of it. I'll take your word that it was a very deep and worthy post, and that the comments which followed after it were in no way a reflection on the OP's true brilliance. :neutral:

i don't have time to read most long posts either and surely not one THAT long.

get the dvd :) I am going to order the dvd since i have looked high and low for our video and can not locate it any where :(

I have still yet to unpack everything from our move. sure, i can find nearly every other video and dvd we own but not the one I WANT RIGHT NOW!!

after i buy the dvd i will find it. we are on vacation next week and i am sure we will find many things we have not even missed. garage sale time it is. :)

xoxoxoBruce 04-14-2006 07:49 PM

DVD, or any of the other mediums, can't compare to the written word, for me.
They'll never match my sweet imagination, I think it goes. ;)

Cheyenne 04-14-2006 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
DVD, or any of the other mediums, can't compare to the written word, for me.
They'll never match my sweet imagination, I think it goes. ;)

I like the relaxing vibe of the animation and Christopher Plummer delivers a soothing read. :)



"The rich language of French author Jean Giono combines with the breathtaking artistry of illustrator/animator Frederic Back to tell this triumphant tale in which one man's indomitable spirit transforms a desolate land into a thriving garden of trees. Back's delicate pastels sweep readers into the solitary world of Elzeard Bouffier, a world in which one individual, undeterred by great wars and other setbacks, and without thought of reward, makes a significant difference. The Man Who Planted Trees is an inspiring parable for all ages.



Other Credits:

Societe Radio-Canada/DBD
Directed by Frederic Back
From the story by Jean Giono
French Version Narrated by Pilippe
Noiret
English Version Narrated by Christopher Plummer
Original music by Normand Roger
Executive Producer: Hubert Tison

Academy Award, Best Animated Short
Best of Festival 1989, American Film & Video Festival"
http://www.directcinema.com/images/dvd_cover.jpg

FYREDEUS 04-15-2006 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim
flint's M.O.:

You're walking along the side walk. Flint waves to you as you walk by. As you pass him, he takes out a short 2X4 and swats you on the back of the head. You turn to confront him, and he hides it behind his back. You say, "Whay did you do that? Why would you hit me with a 2X4?"

then he says, "I didn't. I was just reminding you what it feels like to be hit with a 2X4"

ROTFL! You're closer with that than Flint will likely admit! :lol:

FYREDEUS 04-15-2006 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt
Armor Pierceing ammo ,

Better be .50 BMG for your Barrett...some of us AGers know our ordnance and others have developed rhino-skin from our years in the unmoderated trenches of AG...

...a few of us even have a :eek: sense of humour!

zippyt 04-15-2006 03:36 AM

Better be .50 BMG for your Barrett..

Puny .50 BMG ,
try this on for size ,
http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn46-e.htm
Caliber(s): 15.2mm Steyr APFSDS
Operation: long recoil, semi-automatic
Barrel: 1200 mm
Weight: 18 kg
Length: 1800 mm
Feed Mechanism: 5 rounds detachable box mag.

IWS 2000 is wery formidable weapon. It fires 20 gramm (308 grains) tungsten dart (fleschette) with muzzle velocity of 1450 meters per second (4750 fps). At 1000 meters this projectile will penetrate a 40 mm of RHA (rollded homogenous steel armour) and will result in serious secondary fragmentation effect behind the armour. That said, it will penetrate two walls of any modern APC at one kilometer range. The trajectory is very flat and does not rise higher than 800 mm above the line of sight when fired to 1000 meters. The cartridge is of somewhat original design, and has plastic case with steel head and base. The projectile is concealed within a plastic sabot.

FYREDEUS 04-15-2006 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt
Better be .50 BMG for your Barrett..

Puny .50 BMG ,
try this on for size ,
http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn46-e.htm
Caliber(s): 15.2mm Steyr APFSDS
Operation: long recoil, semi-automatic
Barrel: 1200 mm
Weight: 18 kg
Length: 1800 mm
Feed Mechanism: 5 rounds detachable box mag.

IWS 2000 is wery formidable weapon. It fires 20 gramm (308 grains) tungsten dart (fleschette) with muzzle velocity of 1450 meters per second (4750 fps). At 1000 meters this projectile will penetrate a 40 mm of RHA (rollded homogenous steel armour) and will result in serious secondary fragmentation effect behind the armour. That said, it will penetrate two walls of any modern APC at one kilometer range. The trajectory is very flat and does not rise higher than 800 mm above the line of sight when fired to 1000 meters. The cartridge is of somewhat original design, and has plastic case with steel head and base. The projectile is concealed within a plastic sabot.


Yes, and it's quite impressive indeed but at 15.2mm it's not going to be civilian-legal under BATF so for most folks the 'puny' ;) .50 BMG Barrett is the best they can do.

SteveBsjb 04-17-2006 08:40 PM

FYRE knows all!

Cheyenne 04-17-2006 08:44 PM

does fyre know me lurves him?? ;)

LJ 11-23-2007 09:09 PM

so, i looked on AG for posts by Flint.....cuz i just re read this thread...not because im some kind of bored stalker or something.


and there are none.


Flint has been assimilated. Let's get stevebsjb back now. he was funny too.

Flint 11-23-2007 10:50 PM

I express my weepy repentance
as a blood-caked boot in your face
Submit to my will, alien board
I plant my flag in thee,
my bitch, my lowly dog, Cellar

NoBoxes 11-24-2007 04:20 AM

Have you been eating the dog's food again! You know there's something in that stuff that makes you crazy; but, you continue to do it anyway don't you? :eyebrow:

TheMercenary 11-25-2007 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by FYREDEUS (Post 223167)
Yes, and it's quite impressive indeed but at 15.2mm it's not going to be civilian-legal under BATF so for most folks the 'puny' ;) .50 BMG Barrett is the best they can do.

It has never been about size, it is about shot placement.

http://www.blackfive.net/photos/unca...44zsniper1.jpg


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