1) crap is in the eye of the beholder, so we'll be the judge of that......

2) It's the thought and effort wot counts

3) so shut up, wrap, send and be merry :)

Relax, Cicero, relax. I'm not hassling you. I only asked if you were happy with your gift or your wrapping. I'm *SURE* your giftee will be pleased with what they receive from you. I only asked because my wrapping skills are zero. Literally. I'm all wine and no bottle.

Merry Christmas, Cicero!

lol! Who doesn't love poorly wrapped presents?!? Now that's aaall heart right there!!
You can tell that the person took the time and effort to wrap it themselves! Don't worry about it!
:D

Merry Christmas/Humbug
Cicero

I've only received notice of 3 on their way, I'm told it will be 4 tomorrow..... any more?

due to arrive here Thursday and mail out Friday

Out friday. Hope springs bla bla. bb

I'm taking it no-one's received one yet?

I sent mine today, too.

Fucking work.

Fucking Silly Season.

Lack of fucking.

Do I need to elaborate more;)

Ali, still waiting that email luv.

awww damn im too late
this woulda been cool!!

Sry Sparkz

Mailing today

Have a merry xmas mate. ;)

No fucking way!

Why not? Hasn't the christmas bug bitten you yet? Grumpy arse aren't you? ;)

Assuming Jester's went that's 6 mailed to my knowledge. 14 still to go! Let me know if yours is on it's way or I'll start sending the elves round...

Only one received so far, apparently -and that's not one I counted as sent! :lol:

Sorry. I'll ship mine Monday. Got a package from WA. state late today. Humm must be from Bill Gates. Right?

sent out today

Wahay! The first real one has arrived! Are you going to open it now or save it, bb?

7/20 sent, 1/20 received......

Save till X-mas. Sorry I'm kinda late getting mine in mail. Not great at baking.

Wow the post office was opened till 10:30 this AM.








Of course I didn't know that till 10:40! :bolt:

I'm buying my first gift choice today if they still have any in stock. Since it's a discontinued item, I only know of one place that sells it so I waited until the weekend.

Hint: In the movie Semi Tough, Burt Reynolds' character must go to a motivational seminar famous for not allowing bathroom breaks. He goes to this musty old shop where a salesman hands him a dusty package. In the package is a 'hip flask' that straps to his leg and allows him to take a piss unnoticed except for a very loud noise.

I'm not promising it's something that cool:urinal:, but this item is almost that hard to find. I do have a cool backup gift idea that's unique but can be ordered off the Internet.

In any case, it will ship today or Monday.

And no, I don't know where you can actually buy the hip flash personal urinal.

Arg! I will ship it the minute it actually freaking arrives here in the first place. I'm still waiting! But don't worry, if it takes too much longer I'll pay for FedEx to make sure it actually gets there on time.

Shipped mine today.

8/20 sent; 1/20 received

i'm not either -Tues is the last mailing date for UK from US, so should still give oodles of time for US

sorry,....that was me...jinx has had hers for a while.

same diff, flower. had hers to send or received?

no...i'll send hers when i send mine....and we've not recieved our yet, either of us.

I haven't sent mine yet......plbbbtt...life got all screwed up. I think it will still be there on time for Christmas however....so please recipient (whoever you may be), be patient.
:)

Sent this Am.

8/20 sent, 1/20 received

BTW The post office wanted a return address, per rules from DHS. Well lady you dream up one then, because this is secret Santa shit.
Said she would think of something. Right. Hope she does before X-mas. :offrant:

once again....just put the recipient's address on the return address spot, too.

Anyone mailing internationally really should be done by now...... it's the last mailing date for US to UK.....

You can add another one to the "sent" count monster, mine went out today.

excellent 9/20, nearly halfway there...

2/20 received

1/20 opened

It was suggested I not do this, but without some humor, what would Christmas be like?

Dear Secret Santa Giftee. 12/7/8/9/07

Warning this product was processed in a redneck facility that might process nuts.
So be advised about the Pecans and Almonds. Some of the toasted pecan might be a little over toasted. Eat it or spit it out, and get over it.
Processor is in no way libel for use or consumption of enclosed crap. LLC and such crap.

(Note) Any dark spots in white candy might be from pecans, flyshit, or I spilled my snuff.
Rest assured that the pieces that fell on floor were not sent to you!

The "cock." I just ran into that, maybe cause of some post. Honest, I didn't go hunting one.

Gift wrap. Sorry your sol. Don't do wrapping, ironing, or windows.

Pay no attention to the age restrictions on the puzzles. Do your best. Should be two, but if cock is broken, just think of it as three. K?

No Nutritional Facts Sheet! I really hope the USDA doesn't hear about that.

Now that I'm over the BS. Maybe.

May I wish you and yours great holidays and a very large new year.

Secret Santa Giftor or Gifter?

PS! The picking up, cracking, picking out, and toasting the pecans put a serious dent in my beer drinking time. SO enjoy. Should I think of anymore BS, I'll PM ya as anonymous.:p

hmmm...i wonder who could have written that? /sarcasm

wait....was that posted by the anon recipient(quoting a note that was enclosed?), or in advance, by the anon sender(by way of explanation)? while the writer is obvious, i cant tell who posted it.

That has to be one of the best disclaimers EVAAARRRRRR

Agreed.

My gift was ordered yesterday, has been processed, and should arrive on my recipients doorstep in 6-10 business days.

I would guess it is a quote from the recipient of the gift, because of this line:

Anyway, I agree, that's got to be the best Christmas letter ever written, and I'm glad we were allowed to share in it. :)

Thanks CF. I enjoyed pecking it out.

uh-oh, there's only seven business days until the 25th! Somebody better take a whip to rudolph.... :lol:

So my super-conflabulated scientific gift tracking device tells me:

14 sent, 3 received, 1 opened.

That's 6 slackers! We know cic is one of them (;)) -the other 5 need to get a move on or I'll name and shame.....

Add my name to the gift received pile.

The box is re-closed with hot pink duct tape. That rocks.

received

So that's 15/20 sent :eyebrow:

6/15 received (is the post office or rudolph eating these things? some of them have been in the ether for some time......)

2/6 opened

BTW if you've been bad, maybe Santa is intervening and swapping out your cellar pressie for coal and onions and that's why they're delayed. And if you've been good, maybe Santa will send you a pressie even if you didn't ask for one. He's magic like that.

The shipping and receiving department has screened the delivery of my gifts, with the utmost discretion. I didn't even hear them snickering.

Thank you, Santa!

in English that means yours has arrived?

My gift has arrived.

It was received at my workplace. The shipping and receiving department, as a matter of course, opened the package. Despite the fact that part of the present was visible upon opening the shipping carton, there were no comments made to me. The package was reclosed, but not resealed, and delivered to me.

When I opened the box, I was highly amused and pleased. I am thankful to my Secret Santa.

/english

If you've opened it, you have to share the contents -that was part of the deal. :mad:

Here's the thread, now hop to it!

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16165

OK, we're up to 18 mailed and 8 received -looking better

i got mine last night when i got home.....

an insult a day calendar form someone in NC? no idea who, other than onyx cougar lives down there?

My recipient's gift should be delivered in the next few days, so says the magic package tracker. :D

received mine from tejas. someone in tejas rulz! pics will be posted ASAP.

Maybe it was ordered online? Looks like someone thought you needed help. :lol: I hope you will take care to use each one in the cellar on the appropriate day.