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Cicero 10-03-2008 11:11 AM

It's a paradoxitaur Shawnee...that ain't no lion!!

Shawnee123 10-03-2008 11:13 AM

:eek: You ain't lyin'!

:bolt:

xoxoxoBruce 10-03-2008 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 468053)
Took this photo in 1991 just outside of Palm Springs. At the time I thought WTF? Now, I think WTF?

Really, I've seen that picture before. Did you post it in the Cellar once before? :confused:

footfootfoot 10-03-2008 10:55 PM

Don't think so cause I get a "this picture has already been posted" note if I try to 2x post.

???

xoxoxoBruce 10-03-2008 11:02 PM

Then it's out on the net somewhere... unless somebody took the same picture. :tinfoil:

footfootfoot 10-03-2008 11:35 PM

someone might have lifted it from here. possible

xoxoxoBruce 10-03-2008 11:43 PM

This was many months ago, I saw it.

xoxoxoBruce 10-04-2008 07:56 AM

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impress 10-27-2008 12:40 AM

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ZenGum 10-28-2008 01:49 AM

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I thought these should go here.

A little explanation: in South Australia, we use "stobie poles" for power cables, lighting etc. Lie two steel girders parallel, fix them in place with nuts and bolts, and fill the gap between with concrete. They are very strong and resilient, especially to large doses of car, even when administered under the influence of a young male. (They both lived).


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impress 10-28-2008 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 498318)
They are very strong and resilient, especially to large doses of car, even when administered under the influence of a young male. (They both lived).

Ohhhh that poor Ferrari!

Shawnee123 10-28-2008 09:51 AM

Are you sure it wasn't just a really tall rising bollard? ;)

bigw00dy 10-28-2008 08:55 PM

http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/r...ck_ph/fail.jpg

bigw00dy 10-28-2008 08:57 PM

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/l...226/fail11.jpg

Elspode 10-28-2008 11:35 PM

I don't have an image for this, but the sound quality at the Alanis Morrisette concert tonight was an epic FAIL!!!

Worst fucking sound I've ever heard. Unless you enjoyed hearing only the bass player and the kick drum and floor toms, you got bored real fast.

Undertoad 10-31-2008 11:58 PM

http://cellar.org/2008/liaf.jpg

Griff 11-01-2008 06:45 AM

ouch

dar512 11-01-2008 04:03 PM

:D Very nice, UT.

Scriveyn 11-04-2008 04:24 AM

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impress 11-05-2008 10:48 AM

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glatt 11-05-2008 11:13 AM

I've slept in foam before. It's very warm. I had my head sticking out though. Not my feet.

impress 11-06-2008 08:09 AM

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lumberjim 11-08-2008 12:01 PM


lumberjim 11-08-2008 12:14 PM

from failblog.org

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impress 11-09-2008 11:24 AM

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HungLikeJesus 11-09-2008 11:33 AM

Maybe he was throwing gasoline.

impress 11-09-2008 04:45 PM

Ninja Fail

Scriveyn 11-10-2008 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 502680)

:lol2:




#147 That should be "FAKES" instead of "FAIL"

impress 11-10-2008 08:08 AM

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bigw00dy 11-10-2008 11:06 AM

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76...untitled-1.jpg

Shawnee123 11-10-2008 11:17 AM

I looked at that 2nd picture first and thought it was a deer with its hand in the jeep.

glatt 11-10-2008 11:19 AM

What's that brown stain on the seat?

lumberjim 11-10-2008 11:20 AM

where is the rest of that stick, more importantly.

sweetwater 11-10-2008 01:21 PM

I love that the image was posted by bigw00dy! :D

HungLikeJesus 11-10-2008 01:46 PM

I remember when Detroit cars were made out of steel.

Aliantha 11-10-2008 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 502851)
I looked at that 2nd picture first and thought it was a deer with its hand in the jeep.

Deer have hands these days? :eek:

Bullitt 11-10-2008 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 502922)
Deer have hands these days? :eek:

Clearly you haven't been to Ohio recently.

HungLikeJesus 11-10-2008 04:08 PM

It's all that nuculer power.

Aliantha 11-10-2008 04:54 PM

Nope, I definitely have not been to Ohio...ever...or anywhere in the US in fact.

impress 11-14-2008 08:01 AM

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Shawnee123 11-14-2008 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 502922)
Deer have hands these days? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Bullitt (Post 502932)
Clearly you haven't been to Ohio recently.

An old friend used to call animals' front legs "arms" and they had "hands" and it just kind of stuck with me. She said to be funny, and I still hear it funny in my head, but I still say it.

Speaking of deer. There was a dead one on the interstate today...next to those temporary walls they put up for construction. I didn't get a really good look at it but I swear its head was gone. WTF?

Do people really cut the deer's head off if it was hit by a car? For what purpose, to hang it on the wall and brag about their exotic hunting trip in the jungles of Interstate 75? :eyebrow:

classicman 11-14-2008 08:24 AM

That's an "lol caption" waitin to happen there impress.

HungLikeJesus 11-14-2008 08:24 AM

Sometimes a deer's head will just spontaneously fall off. Then they kind of blunder around until they end up in traffic and get knocked down by a car. It's more common than most people realize.

Shawnee123 11-14-2008 08:28 AM

I'm trying really hard not to snort out my nose, HLJ. I think my office mates might wonder what's so darn funny about federal reporting. I now have this vision of deer running around and their heads just ploppin' right off.

:lol:

TheMercenary 11-14-2008 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 504167)
Do people really cut the deer's head off if it was hit by a car? For what purpose, to hang it on the wall and brag about their exotic hunting trip in the jungles of Interstate 75? :eyebrow:

I guess if the rack was large enough someone might take it and do a European cape or just take the horns to rattle during a hunt. Who knows. Beats the story about the 2 guys from Laos that worked in a local Chinese eatery and brought a dead deer from a road kill to work and put it in the frig. They had to close the place down and throw out all the food. Happened just a few weeks ago.

http://www.wsav.com/midatlantic/sav/...0-22-0026.html

Bullitt 11-14-2008 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 504167)
An old friend used to call animals' front legs "arms" and they had "hands" and it just kind of stuck with me. She said to be funny, and I still hear it funny in my head, but I still say it.

Speaking of deer. There was a dead one on the interstate today...next to those temporary walls they put up for construction. I didn't get a really good look at it but I swear its head was gone. WTF?

Do people really cut the deer's head off if it was hit by a car? For what purpose, to hang it on the wall and brag about their exotic hunting trip in the jungles of Interstate 75? :eyebrow:

I see deer carcasses just about everyday on my commute, most in a pretty "scattered" shape. A lot of big trucks on 77N/S combined with the Cuyahoga Valley's ridiculous deer population = carnage.
I remember a deer that got hit near my house by a car with real low clearance. Left a good quarter-mile smear on the pavement that lasted until the next hard rain a week later.

binky 11-14-2008 09:55 AM

Good thing that doesnt happen here. We only get 2 or 3 good rains a year in the desert.

Trilby 11-14-2008 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by binky (Post 504214)
Good thing that doesnt happen here. We only get 2 or 3 good rains a year in the desert.

I watched a show last night about how the Aztecs may have been wiped out by a super Hantavirus (carried by rodents, hopped to people) via a major desert drought followed by a year of record rainfalls. I guess this happend in a mini way in the US four corners states in '93. I believe they said 53 people were killed by this same virus following similar conditions.

ZenGum 11-14-2008 05:43 PM

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Highlight at your peril. NSFW. Rude. Gross. Disgusting, even.

"Oh my God! She IS a little teapot! I can see the tea-bag!"

impress 11-15-2008 10:47 AM

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sweetwater 11-15-2008 03:28 PM

Whoa! Well, he probably was listening to a different drummer. Maybe the one from last week.

ZenGum 11-15-2008 05:28 PM

Damn, which way is "left" again?

impress 11-15-2008 05:40 PM

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TheMercenary 11-15-2008 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 504593)

Actually if you note the shoulder bars he is at the front of his column/rank. Not facing the wrong way.

xoxoxoBruce 11-15-2008 11:11 PM

Just because he's got a sword, everybody else is wrong, not him? Fuck that, trample the prick.

impress 11-18-2008 10:35 PM

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