Ouija, will I meet my one true love here on The Cellar?

"K...I...C...K...i...n...the...c..u...n...t...

Oooh ooh I influenced the calendar! I feel special.
:biggrinlo

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These give me a chuckle every day, Monster. Keep 'em coming.

only 6 more times, hon....

Note that the sleigh is clearly NOT taking off.

perhaps you just need to believe a little more?

i like that one

this is a great thread monster. you do realize that we'll expect another next year, and every year there after?

Good stuff Monnie !!

hahaha ...I'll do what my parents did and recycle advent calendars. Only I have the advantage that i can change which pics are behind which window. Glad you like it, it's been fun to do :)

Tomorrow's is ready and raring to go.... but it's too early. it's probably hardly even tomorrow in Aus :lol:

The treadmill is flipping BRILLIANT. I'd love to show it to my first graders and make them cry.

You are absolutely right. Everyone knows that reindeer get their propulsion from their tiny little hooves. They don't push against the air like an airplane does.

<lear> Oh baby, you are eager.

Looks to me like the entire treadmill, sleigh, reindeer, and all, is flying through the sky like a weird Star Trek-ish ship heading for the stars. :p

Nay nay, all they have to do is push up, not forward. Once they're off the ground (treadmill), the magic dust kicks in and they fly. :D

Partially true. But you forget that they need to be going about 10 MPH before they can push up. It's a run and a jump, not just a jump.

This deserves a thread of it's own, methinks.

I think I'll be making a tree ornament out of that one.

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Dunno about three wise men, but you might be able to spot three dwellars.... or the ghosts of dwellars past .....

Flint: "Hey, isn't that wang dude?"

The eyes and nose are Nightsong and his lady friend, aren't they?

That rk's hat?

yes and yes

HM's tape balls?

yup.

LJ's arms?

no, but it has LJ's figure

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I'm hurrying out to a partay, so thought I'd better open the door now in case I couldn't find it later, but in my haste I tore it a little.

well, that's not very nice.

:D

:lol2:

monster- you are brilliant!

:o

thanks.

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omfg. how....incriminating.

I'd say you're a respectable distance apart.... oh wait, the duckies? ...she promised to say nothing...... :o

Ah, but do those Ducks have Nuts?

Jim, take a peek for us, will ya?

I think if you look closely, they may do.....

Would it be weird if I printed that out and stuck it on my wall....?

Thanks Monster, I've been quietly laughing at this thread because the images are better than any comment I could make, but had to step into the light for this one. Brilliant.

buahahaha....I didnt even realise....yellow is sooo my colour.

That one was maybe the 2nd or 3rd I did, but I held it back....


...anyone recognise the bubble bath?

Door Number 22
 

22.... two little ducks. ...but we just had little ducks..... DUCK!

Yeah, its that hangar full of bubbles that kept making the cellar crash.

yeah, it was before my time, really, but i have been researching the most viewed and replied-to pics and threads and that stuck out like a sore thumb :lol:

Yeah, I really screwed the pooch with that one, but it did lead to some interesting posts.

By far this is my favorite thread... seriously Monstor... you aught to actually make a calendar for next Christmas using these and sell them to benifit the tip jar... I'd totally buy one...

thanks :D
please watch your inbox for a pm on a related/unrelated type thingie

Fucking brilliant!

I haven't been following this thread. I just saw thme all now!

oh. and:

...they're M&M cocks (strictly for the uk dwellars)

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Oh no you di'n't!
Ah Monster... nasty!

Whats bottom left anyway?
I can't make it out.
Bottom right is far clearer than I need...

DallasJesus is watching you masturbate?

Jinx hiney! Hahahahaha! It's perfect, shiny and round! I LOVE IT!

Bravo! excellent another outstanding edition.

I'm thinking, a coffee-table book... a glossy, annotated retrospective, with all the in-jokes detailed and explained.

Someone could do their sociology/anthropology PhD thesis on Cellar in-jokes. Any takers?

If I wasn't specialising in eighteenth-century history, I'd love to do a history of internet culture.

I think there's a market for Goatse ornaments. Seriously.

24: On the First Day of Christmas....
 

(I may have taken a few liberties with the lyrics....)

The Lyrics (spoiler)

1) Monster in a Fail Tree
2) Dallas Birds
3) British Hens
4) Caliing Badgers
5) Gold Rings
6) Sexy Labrat a-laying
7) Cellarites Swimming
8) Maid-a-milking
9) Ladies larging-it-up
10) Luvvies Performing
11) Piper Piping
12) Drummers drumming

Cool !!!