That's the best you can do? Take a hike, old son. You're determined to craft a reputation for being a schmuck, because schmuck is the state of being you want most. I have better ambitions than that, and am well on the way to fulfilling them. I give you the air. Your beliefs keep you a cripple; your personality largely prevents deep ratiocination. Mine do not and mine does not.

No, Pie; unlike Radar/Paul Ireland, I am very evidently not a narcissist. I do irritate the fuck out of those who are.

Dear Radar is altogether unduly struck with the significance of that bloated ego he drags around. I wouldn't give two cents for it; and I'm wise enough not to be overwhelmed with my own intellectual significance until I earn same.

I might be an egg timer.

You aren't an egg timer. You're an unAmerican asshole, a blithering idiot, and a boldfaced liar without any redeeming qualities.

My ego isn't bloated. It's appropriate and justified and regular sized. It isn't egotistic to say I'm smarter than an idiot like you. Virtually anyone could truthfully make that statement.

You aren't important enough to irritate me any more than a gnat buzzing around my ears.

Ohhhh I hate it when a gnat does that! Then they fly into your ear, your eye or mouth... Ugghhh : swat swat: just thinkin about 'em has me lookin around.

I have to admit that while Paul doesn't present it in the most palatable way, he does have a certain point.

Our Western (read: American) society has been ruthless in it's portrayal of beauty not as beautiful inside, but a flawless complected (sp?), mostly hairless, hourglass (emphasis on the big titties and ass), 4 pack abs, female figure. (Barbie.) That is the ideal, to which countless hours of airbursh and photoshop have been applied to attain for general consumption.

This woman is ignorant, has no self esteem, and is letting society dictate beauty to her, just like it does to millions of young girls in the Western (and more slowly, Eastern European) societies. She is shallow to do it.

To the men who are drooling over the huge tits: why? She can't feel you touching (pleasing) her, they don't feel real...they feel like fine grain beanbags. She will have breathing problems, and back pain (constant pain meds means she won't feel anything), she can't comfortably ride you. What part of that is sexy? When you're out of bed, then what? If she's got low self esteem enough to get 38KKKs, then she's extremely HIGH maintenance, and she will NOT be staying with you long. Not to mention how many men she's had before you, and will have after you.

Paul *is* smart, he just chooses against not being a dick about it most times. I respect you Paul, but damn, dood. You sure make it hard to like you.

For the record, I see NOTHING attractive about what that "woman" has done to her body.

I hate humongous breasts. ugh.

Yea, with just the nipples cut out. :D

I know certain people will never like me so it's a waste of time to try to make nice with them.

It's ok though. I like you enough for us both. :)

There are some really cool, intelligent, classy, charming, and witty people in the cellar. I love all of these people. Then there are the opposites of this gold standard like UG, Merc, Classic, etc. I make an active effort to piss these people off, and sometimes people get caught up in the crossfire.

Wait a minute. Texas has a tit limit???? That's the last place I'd expect.

WTF? I've been nice lately. I've even been trying to help you with your home issues. Geez, ya just can't be nice to some people.

Gee, I totally missed all this stuff with Radar cause I was bored with the idea of massive boobs.

It just goes to show that even the most ridiculous actions can create havoc.

And just to add my two cents worth in; I didn't even meet my husband till I was (apparently) past my prime (33) and he loved me anyway, and believe me, he could have had lots of women who're more beautiful, smarter, thinnner, wittier, but instead he got stuck with boring old me and according to him, he couldn't be happier.

So I'm wondering why he (husband) settled for me. Maybe there's something magnificent about myself that I don't see, because according to Radar, I've gotten someone spectacularly out of my class.

I'm going to have to ask him.

About Radars wife and implants, well undoubtedly her community thinks that American men like chicks with big boobs thanks to the media in general. It's nice that Radar can be honest enough with his wife to tell her that he doesn't need her to do that in order to keep him. It's just a shame that he has to go and ruin that lovely sentiment with all that other bullshit.

ha. she nailed it.

Spoken too exactly like a fifteen-year-old to persuade anyone that your emotional maturity wasn't forcibly arrested at about that age, and has been in close confinement ever since.

And actually, radar, you notwithstanding, it is we who are the gold standard -- we have the intellect not to be taken in by you, and the maturity not to act the perennial schmuck as you have insisted on doing in your past several posts. Our brilliance is measured in how we reject your sillier notions, and the whole Cellar, indeed much of the world, knows this. You cannot buffalo us, and you amuse us with your silly tries at it. Whatever we are, it isn't impressed.

I want to know who the etc's are. I'm laying odds on me being one of them.

The pair of you need your fucking heads knocking together, frankly.....

She went to Brazil for the additional additions, I believe. Brazil doesn't have an AMA standard against making jugs into railroad tank cars.

who me??? Or Radar and UG? lol

ooh that was my 7000th post... not worthy, i fear

Well go back and edit it quick...before your time runs out. lol

Yay, monster! [clappity clappy clap]

Ali, I'm sure it's me and Radar Monster has in mind for the cranial castanet trick. We're the ones with the shotguns and rock salt here.

Which is gonna play old Ned with the water softener in the basement...

yup radar and UG. I'd just knock your head agaianst a ..oh wait, was that a sparrow on the birdfeeder...?

against a what?...and no it wasn't a sparrow. It was a special secret service mechanical spy bird who's going to go and report this whole conversation to the 'boss'. Don't say you weren't warned.

Right.

...um...
...i just wanted to say that TheMercenary is a most excellent dude.

He has quite a fan club these days it would seem...

You have been nice, but you know I had to include you with them. ;)

Is that in another obscure part of the constitution?

...yesss....a fan club of one (at least, I'm sure)... but by all accounts, it's a big one....


...oh wait, there's sugarpop too.....

Well there's you (which I'm basing on your comment above), and certainly sugarpop. They were friends before. classic and he have a 'special' relationship, and of course there's me. I've made no secret of the fact that merc has been very kind to me.

So it's a pretty reasonable sized fan club for the cellar.

*shakes head*

Really? I think most of society is laughing at her for being stupid. She's doing this to get attention but I wonder is even she is fooled into thinking it makes her (more) beautiful?

Hey, it goes both ways. I've known gay guys who got CALF implants (no, you guys, like silicon implants in the backs of their lower legs) because they were, uh, calf-freaks, I guess.

Is this any more weird than the lady with the 14 kids? I think it's the same disease, different setting.

Yer wasting your 1 and 0's.

Having some "experience" with guys that have had chest implants (hard as a rock, feels like skin over a manequin) and butt implants (feels like fucking someone through skin-covered double-doors.) I have to say STOP THE MADNESS!!!

:rotflol:

yeesh.. that's just.. wrong... she has a really pretty face too... heh.. too bad no one will ever notice

Besides being a waste, it's just stupid and disgusting.

Call me in 10 years when you're having discs in your back being replaced. Dumb b*tch. :headshake

Weebles wobble but they dont fall down!!!

Haha I agree completely!! Btw I'm new here and this is my first post :)

I would never want ta-ta's that huge! How does she sleep at night? I guess on her back or side although to the side could be uncomfortable. UGH!

Certainly not on her stomach.
Welcome to the Cellar, SeaSickSiren. :D

I'm willing to bet I'm one of those :D .

Since they pretty much caused the hole in the ozone layer with their level of Aquanet consumption, it's not surprising that they tried to cut back a bit by saving their natural silicon resources. Intel needed it more.

So that's what they mean by "silicon valley".

:D

Even better if they include the final E, capn.

OK...
Sorry
SiliconE Valley.