Fox will blame the democrats.

B.E.T. Hey, It's RAP-ture.

Roofs are the tool of Satan!!!

fify

End of the earth is only one day away. Changes the entire meaning of a popular expression. "Have a good one."


So why were so many religious extremists also worried about the price of gasoline?

RaptureHatch.com

Lmao!

I'mm'a watch it on netflix when all the hoo-haa has died down.

My hoo-haa died on 9/11 you insensitive bitch.

Just a thought: is it sporting to use rapturing Christians for skeet shooting targets?

Not very sporting, but good family fun!

Ok. Still here. The Rapture is supposed to be 6pm PST which is 9pm here in Ohio.

Should I bother to tidy up?

Oh. I suppose I should. I'll be left behind, after all....

It's 6 pm local time. Jeebus has all his clocks lined up, for anywhere in the world. When a clock hits 6pm, he makes big earthquakes, volcano eruptions, and floods happen in that area, and only that area. It's a miracle.

So what would happen to me if I was standing with one foot in a 6pm time zone and the other in a 5pm time zone? :eyebrow:

Painful split?

Where is that old link to the game with the girl that bounced from bubble to bubble bending every which way... I kind of picture that if you were raptured in a hailstorm.

Yep, that's the one.

My airliner leaves on time. Trains arrive on time. The News comes on as scheduled on time. But god cannot even perform his rapture on time? Clearly, god must be defective top management. Bankruptcy is necessary to replace god with a more reliable one.

Proves it again. After ten years, even god no longer works for the people. Term limits for god would obviously solve this rapture failure.

Like almost here, CST

New informatin from the peacher. God is his neighbor; lives in CA. God still has time to get it right. That's a relief. Someone foolishly suggested that god was not educated; could not read a clock.

I'm starting to think that there's a chance it might not happen after all.

:eyebrow:


Ya really?


:lol:

Hey, here's a thought: Maybe the rapture DID happen and all those self-righteous folks who are still here just weren't as righteous in God's eyes as they had thought.

Snap.

Yes, but God promised earthquakes, floods, and general mayhem also. Where is all of that? I want my general mayhem damnit!

It's coming, he's got six months to deliver all that.

Really? The general mayhem wasn't an immediate effect?

Nothing obvious happened.

I missed it all. I was busy watching the Preakness and was far more focused on how Animal Kingdom's jockey left his push until it was too late. 1/16 of a mile shorter means a lot in horseracing.

I'm glad this is over. People on facebook were creating bad rapture jokes like there was no tomorrow. My friend got mad because he couldn't think of one but I assured him that it wasn't the end of the world.

ow

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It was a slight miscalculation.

Fooled me once ...

Outstanding. We get to ridicule him and his followers a second time, almost like a second coming ...

Actually I pity the followers. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity, I always say.

Was it 6 PM? Maybe he was distracted by all the people floating by.

Unfortunately, these people are voters and drivers, too.