IDFTFY?

I didn't fix that for you.

Woah .... Zen Sarcasm ... whoooaaahhh .....

I can't read this sentence without thinking of the end of the movie Seven, so in my head it's Brad Pitt wailing, "What's in the boooox?!" and then it turns out the box is full of poop.

:lol2:

Did you just call his wife a shithead?

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment....... Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for my call."

that's racist.

It offends jackasses? Sorry, man. ;)

That's gonna leave a mark. If I had feelings, they'd be hurt.

And then he cried.

The moral of the story is: don't mess with white chicks

Ba DUM dum

(did I miss any?)

You ain't no jackass, btw! ;)

What is pink, eighteen centimeters long that is desired by nearly all 18 years old French girls?











A driving licence

Your drivers licenses are printed on long pink dildos?!

Eighteen centimeters works out to be a tad over seven inches. Not what *I* call long, but who am I to judge your standards? :D

Pam

You have to admit it's pretty big for a license, though. Wouldn't fit in my wallet.

Who keeps a dildo in her wallet? Or is that slang for your special purpose?