Confucious say: "He who stand on toilet, is high on pot."

Wait, what?
I don't likey arsehole joke.
Is just teh nasty.
'Specially as both boys helped with algebra and are both similarly disconnected from the Cool People.

Hope he slips sideways on ice and gets a spike through his cheek.
And that the other kid gets to appreciate things being stuck up his butt.

"Sarcasm" ...? I do not think that means what you think it means.

It's Latin for "I'm a smartass.", ain't it?

We should maybe make a whole new Confucius say thread.

Confucius say: He who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

Confucius say: When the Yellow River runs red, better to take the muddy road.

子曰： 志士仁人，無求生以害仁，有殺身以成仁。

Confucius said: "A righteous man would not compromise ren [human-heartedness; benevolence] because he fears death, but would give up his life to uphold ren.

Did you know that in Taiwan and even increasingly in the Mainland, children actually do have to memorize and recite thousands of Confucian quotations? So, like, I actually know some of what Confucius did say.

Where's the like button? :D

Confucious :
Woman who fly upside down has crack up

Man who pull out too quickly leave rubba

And things of this nature...


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Hah!, see what she did there?

:D

No. What?

Me either...

Back before the European Union, a businessman from Hamburg went to France for a holiday. He got to the border passport control. The French official asked him:
"Your name, please?"
"Herr Gunter Schmitt"
"Nationality?"
"German"
"Occupation?"
"No, just a holiday."

I don't think so.