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Best friend has a new best friend. A border collie/blue heeler mix.

He came very close to naming her 'Kitty', after Miss Kitty on 'Gunsmoke'. To call his dog he would've hollered "Here Kittykittykitty".:lol2:

He went with 'Annie'. He got her the day I told him about Levon Helm dying, and we had talked about the song "The Weight", and the lyric '...take a load off Annie, take a load for free, took the load off Annie, and he put the load right on me...".

My friend named his dog "stains"

as in Come, stains.

Disobedient dog called herpes.

bitch just won't heel.

Aww. Glad he got himself a new friend. Such a shame about Crash. Hopefully he's been picked up by some family and given a home.

Kitty was the name of our dog, when I was growing up.

Romney is driving down the road with a dog strapped to the roof and Obama pulls up next to him and says, "Hey! Are you gonna eat that?"

See, now that's funny, because it bags on both of them.

Oh thats VERY good PH!

(as told to Robin Ince by some teenagers on a train)

Why are physicists bad at sex?

Because when they find the position they lose the momentum, and when they find the momentum they lose the position

I'm missing something. Is Obama Korean or something?

Ineptocracy: (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

When he was growing up in Indonesia, he ate dog at least once or twice. His stepdad was Indonesian, I believe?

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