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Gravdigr 06-01-2011 02:18 PM

Sundae's got somebody to eat her almonds...now if I could just get someone to lick my nuts...

wolf 06-01-2011 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 737697)
Real ice cream or milk slushie? If so, how was it done? Looks like a blender.

Real ice cream. Surprised the heck out of me when it actually worked AS SEEN ON TV!! Came out like soft-serve, then you can put it into the freezer to harden more.

If you put too much fruit you do end up with something more like a milk slushie. At least that's what happened with the Oat-milk, but it may have been a function of the Oat Milk rather than the over-fruiting, but I'm blaming the over-fruiting.

Okay, it's not exactly like ice cream ... an ice cream freezer beats the air in more slowly, and the mouthfeel is different, but it's ice cream.

The Ninja is a high-powered blender, but the blade configuration makes it both more dangerous and more versatile. I haven't tried to make the snow yet. Snow is the big exciting thing to do with it.

And the iced coffee slushie. I'm looking forward to that, too.

My next project is going to be peanut butter. And honey roasted cashew butter.

Trilby 06-01-2011 03:05 PM

I think wolf needs to open up a hippie-food-to-go store.

for the busy hippie.


and Sundae, I meant no disrespect! (But it IS a good...whatever it is) :D

Sundae 06-01-2011 03:10 PM

FTR - today I had a Mr Whippy.

That's the air-whipped pseudo ice-cream that Mrs Thatcher helped develop so that big business didn't need to use real products, just air. When she became Prime Minister she went one step further and took free milk away from school children.
So she was called The Milk Snatcher. In polite society.

Wolf, I respect you as a Dwellar.
And as a woman.
And as an intelligent human being.
And all that and everything.

So why would you do this to me?

I accept that it might be a national trait to condone abberations like chicken and fruit. You're foreign, I can't really counsel you. But peanut butter? OMG.

I really hope you don't die in the Peanut Butter and Banana Epidemic of 2011.
I mean, honestly, I really hope you don't.
But if you do....... can I have some of your Hello Kitty stuff?

Do you have a cookie stamp?
I REALLY want one but can't justify the cost (or postage!)
I mean, I'd deal with your death much better if I had that.

wolf 06-01-2011 03:29 PM

I actually don't have a cookie stamp.

And I do have a real ice cream maker, that uses real cream, and real time to lovingly blend my ingredients together.

I just don't have enough room in the freezer for the churn.

And peanut butter is our national vegetable. Legume. Whatever. Beats the heck out of Marmite.

BigV 06-02-2011 12:28 PM

point of order

"real" ice cream makers don't fit into freezers too small to walk into. "real" ice cream makers bring the refrigeration to the side of the churn with ice and salt.

you may proceed

footfootfoot 06-02-2011 01:14 PM

"... I've made over 25,000 pints of real ice cream, but do they call me a real ice cream maker..?"


But you blow ONE goat

Gravdigr 06-04-2011 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 737716)
FTR - today I had a Mr Whippy.

I have a Mr. Whippy. Prolly not the same thing...

;)

capnhowdy 06-05-2011 07:34 AM

The Peavey XR 8600-D. Very sweet.

regular.joe 06-26-2011 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 737890)
"... I've made over 25,000 pints of real ice cream, but do they call me a real ice cream maker..?"


But you blow ONE goat


That's FUCK a goat...fuck a goat....sheesh.

footfootfoot 06-26-2011 11:16 PM

:eek: I didn't realize anyone was watching.

wolf 07-11-2011 06:21 PM

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Duct Tape is like the Force.

It has a Light side,

A Dark side,

And it holds the universe together.

This duct tape holds the universe together with happiness and love.

monster 07-11-2011 08:36 PM

I need to get some of that for my ceramics teacher....

Lola Bunny 07-11-2011 11:23 PM

:eek: I...WANT...THAT...DUCT TAPE!!!! :D Where did you find it, Wolf? :D

xoxoxoBruce 07-11-2011 11:31 PM

Here.;)


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