There are somewhere around 200-, 250-, and 300-million guns in the US, depending on who/what you read.

Here's a pic graph of the distribution of guns in the US, by State.

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But sometimes it's hard to get a visual image of large numbers, like how many is 250 million ?

It turns out there are about 250,000,000 automobiles currently registered in the US.
So for every car you see, there's a gun out there.

On that chart, is Louisiana the only one with over 20 deaths/100 grand people? Maybe Nevada too but it's hard to tell with the lines.

Louisiana is SCARY. Geez Louise, you're the shootinest tootinest state East of the Pecos. :D

"Louisiana is SCARY"
 

HA!

Yeah, we're all packin' down here.

For example: lil old ladies (to keep from gettin' mutilated) got holdouts tucked into dainty handbags (along with used tissues, heart medications, and pocket rockets).

:lol:

What in Sam Hill is a pocket rocket?

They also have those foldy uppy little plastic rain hats, that are about the size of a matchbook 'til you unfold them. Magic!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ocket%20rocket

#1 and #4


Foldy rain bonnets: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I read "tootinest" as "toothless", which is also appropriate.

http://www.statemaster.com/graph/hea...-natural-teeth

Teeth? We don' need no stinkin' teeth!

Here, in Looseeanna: we're all fat, stupid, drunk, and toothless.









The truth is: the above is not terribly off the mark.

In my work, I get about (far and wide)...really: there are a god-awful number of fat, stupid, drunk, and toothless folks in this state (not so much in the north, but, in the south: overflowing).

Me: scrawny, sober, and toothed (stupid: debatable).

a flow chart actually. higher res version:
http://topcultured.com/wp-content/up...Drink-Beer.jpg

That's actually pretty good. My only complaint is that they don't have my beer.

'Do you have access to the Stargate?' *snort*

Me too. Moose Drool is my regular fare

Fosters???!!!

Pfffft. Would not lower myself to wash my feet in it.

Have we had this yet?

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Australian Budweiser for when you're trying to seem worldly :eek:

For a bigger kick from your mixed drink, use diet soda.