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You're also waiting for someone to question muriels aren't you :p:

Are you insane? SG, with an employee's discount? :eek:

Nah... we know who'll get it :)
Hmmmm.... good point. I was bad enough at Asda when I worked there. Imagine me with the ability to theme and decorate everything in my life!

Nah, I meant buying the props for plays/commercials etc, not selling them. bargain-hunting on a theme on someone else's budget? Perfect!

I lack the social skills for that kinda position.
I'd love to meet a party planner with an opening for a theme-crazy artistic decorator.
But I don't have the chutzpah to put myself out there.

Hey - if you know anyone looking for a submissive but creative partner willing to work for minimum wage plus leftovers let me know! Sadly that job pool encompasses Arts, Design and PR graduates...

Just popping in to post this...Hilarious!

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What do you get when you cross the Smurfs with $500 million?

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I want more beer pretty goddamned soon.....

I just got a golden ale and a pita!

This weekend I have done all the regular chores and dusted, swept, vacuumed and/or mopped the entire house, raked the driveway, took the roof racks off my car, and for good measure, covered the kitchen windows in bubble wrap.

er . . . bubble wrap?

Good for you Zen. I am still staring at chores that need to be done. It will be a working weekend until tomorrow. Bleeergh. This does inspire me..

Double glazing for tenants. Mostly for the warmth, but the slight blurring effect helps with privacy too.

Where is that little "grammar nazi" comic strip that someone posted a few days ago made out of shots from Inglorious Basterds? I've searched everywhere and I can't figure out what thread it was in.

CBS is bringing back Hawaii Five O. cool!

seen on Animal Planet just now:

"that's because the dominant bull [moose] can sometimes avoid a fight just be intimidating the other male with the size of his rack"

still laughing

I can't get no love, huh? Nobody even remembers who posted it?

This? I don't know who posted it, but I remember it.

Thank you!!

I just poured beer down my cleavage, lol.

missed my mouth, whoops!

Pics or it never...

the beer isn't showing up well . . . kinda moist, but . . . gee, sorry, can't get a good pic.

delete

the scene at the beginning of The Two Towers showing Gandalf fighting the balrog is just the coolest!

I'm trying to put together a fan (put the base on) and it's stupid kludge. How the hell am I supposed to "line up the screws" if I can't see them? grrrrrr.

TheDaVinciChode's post slowly, and timidly begins to remove its clothing, as it lists the prices for various types of intercourse.

(laffs) now, that's approprio-funny!

puhleeze... get a fuckin' room

Am watching Cats on tv (Ovation) and laffing at the '80s legwarmers!

Are you asking for a room, with my post?

My post is such a slut. :(

A room is extra.

A classy post will always use a room, though.

If the post offers to do it out in the open, rather than via private message, you may get a textually transmitted disease. :greenface

bwahahaha - good one!

Hopefully, someday, youse guys will be able to get some post without paying for it. A little concealer and some highlights can do wonders. Also, it might help if you didn't talk at first.

:lol:

What was that?

... Sorry, I was distracted by the letter "p" stuck between your front teeth.

... What have you been doing in this thread? I hope you used a word filter. :greenface

oh I see, chode like a little pee! dirty boy.

Everyone likes a little pee, every now and then.

I'm glad I'm still young enough to decide WHEN I like to pee, though. ;)

My gift, to you... Consider it an olive-branch, of peeace:

Phreak. There you go, royal piss boy, a big Pee.

I've seen bigger. ;)

Coming in or going out? :eek:

Backwards pee... that'd be awkward. :thepain:

Are you feeling out of touch with what's hot in the elementary school scene these days?

It's Silly Bandz.

Silly Bandz and their ilk are all the rage at my kids' school right now. Their friends at other schools around town are also nuts about these things. So I just did a quick Google news search, and see that it's a phenomenon that's sweeping the nation. Now you know.

What are Silly Bandz? Rubber bands in different shapes. You trade them with friends, and wear them on your wrist.

Yesterday, after about two weeks of hearing about these things, I learned that at least one teacher has announced that he will confiscate any that he sees, the trading and bickering over them is too disruptive.

That is all.

My nieces have, like, a kajillion of them! I got to meet each and every one of them individually (LOOK Aunt Shaw, it's a dog, it's a dolphin [no, i said, it's a shark] it's a turtle!)

I'd make them wear them on their necks. tightly.

Some school have banned them. Gimme a friggin break. :rolleyes:

Last time I was at the mall I got the kids some glow in the dark ones, and some fruit scented ones. Cheap happiness.

dollar stores have packs of them real cheap. Its a lot better than a lot of things.
The kids around here are trading them with each other too.
I recently saw some with sports team logos instead of animals.

I remember the convos. we had about the superior Chinese work ethic, and I argued to support the quality of life we expect here in the united states. I am wondering now what our American friend working remotely in China thinks of the blessed over-worked and underpaid work ethic in China in light of the foxxconn suicides.

I was going to post the articles of the corporate fueled suicides in my weird news thread...but really it isn't weird considering their conditions "ethics".

It's School Rule 34: If it exists, there is a school somewhere that has banned it.

I think that the collecting and trading stuff--whether cards, toys, bracelets, or whatever can indeed be disruptive and distracting to kids in school. My BD#2 had to forbid any kind of trading--Pokeman, etc.-- for Grandson #1, because he would get into trouble with other kids over it, not pay attention in class, etc. That's a parental control, which is probably better than school control, but I can see the point.

I, for one, am sick of children having fun! It's out of control.

Seriously, I'm trying to remember what would have been comparable in my childhood and I don't remember anything...it was even before Beanie Babies. :)

"We are writing to inform you of proposed modifications to your property frontage within the existing legal right-of-way along Main Street as part of the Borough's proposed Streetscape Project".

Bring it, bitches. Streetscape the fuck out the place for all I care.

that's because, like me, you were too busy finding a light to smoke a cig in the restroom between classes while drinking a nice big cup of java! :cool:

That's what I'm talking about! We collected switch-blades and empty smoke packs! :lol:

click clacks, baseball cards.
And black superballs. We'd hit them with a baseball bat and put them into orbit.

Yeah, clackers and superballs! Yay!

I don't remember them causing any problems during school, though, except the occasional "outing of someone's eye."

oh and yeah...listening to foreigner's new single "feels like the first time"

The cake was yummy and my bra is digging in.

Is that a warning that there me be some emminent domain shit happening to your property?

Speaking of which - What exactly DOES that mean?

it's where the government steals your land and throws a few dollars at you.

But but but - IIRC there isn't that much room out front of their place as it is. What are they gonna do start putting street signs on the front door?