Want to know what you and I are doing in some of those universes? lol

Discussing Wittgenstein over a game of baccarat, I hope.

He's doing you upside-down.

I hope, that, in one of those universes, I exist alone, and in silence. Drifting in space, enjoying the sounds of...

Nothing.

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthatsthestuff...

Hah...forgot why I came to the thread!:lol2:

Here, laugh at this, while Rupert gets me a mojito.

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Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the LoganCity Cemetery , Logan , Utah ! I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?

His tombstone reads:

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

You know what's really disturbing?


In some of those alternate universes ... You. Are. Straight.


And we're checking out chicks at the beach. :D

I'm fine with that because I know in still other universes, I am fucking Matt Damon's brains out, one way or another. :-)

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Yeah, but in some of those universes, Matt Damon is a male to female transsexual, and she likes it missionary style.

Maybe there''s a unverse where I don't waste my time on the cellar and do some fucking work?


Ptcha....doubt it.

In some universes, it's The Attic. :-)

Raise for the Mexican Maid

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about it.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did"

Wife increasingly agitated:

"Oh he did did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

"And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora.......The gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

HA!~~ WHORE