Out. Standing. meow

My Father is a Gay Dancer
 

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman...and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded
him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes
off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all
night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work
on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the *********** National Committee and is helping to get their candidate elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."

Sorry, V, but that is a :redcard: for blatant political humor in the general humor thread.

Isn't there a political jokes thread for that?

better?

I don't think there's a thread for political jokes ... pictures, yeah, jokes, no.

Come to search for it ... no, it doesn't seem there is. :blush:

Imma make one.

ETA here ya go

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=832978

:redcard: for gratuitously recycling a lawyer joke.

same difference. cite
Barack Obama: Occidental College, Columbia University (BA), Harvard Law School (JD)

Mitt Romney: Stanford University, Brigham Young University (BA), Harvard University (MBA, JD)

:redcard: for :redcard: ing gratoooooitussly





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i like that smiley

:redcard: for overuse of smilies to express personal opinion... less is more.

mmmm...blinkey

Quick call pack man

Monstah, that's Pak man.

I didn't like to point out Bullfart's typo, though...