We miss you back.

We miss yo'front as well.

Yeah, I'm a tits woman, myself.

Yah. Change the words and I'm probably aroused by that video. Start saying 'turd cutter' and 'fudge machine' and 'this is where my food comes out' and I got an innie.

I want to have Amy Shumer's baby.

I now know how I want to die.

Smothered by these.<---Link is NSFW, and likely to only be enjoyed by male Dwellars

:redcard:...99 yards for unnecessary awesomeness.:jig:

OMG, that link had bare boobies. :eek:

:yesnod:

Who the hell would admit owning, no less playing, such a disgusting guitar?

http://cellar.org/2015/PenisBass.jpg

Oh, wait, it's a bass. http://cellar.org/2015/shades.gif nevermind.

*hard* rockers.

Head bangers? :rolleyes:

Someone who had bass morality.

Seems like the hair would get caught in the strings.

Ow, that would hurt. Need some Brylcreem, or Butch Wax.