:lol:

So Eli Manning, Drew Brees, and Ben Rothlesberger walk into a bar... to watch the playoffs.

hahahahahaaaa


eta:
ha ha HA!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

Stork family sitting at the dinner table. Father stork says, "Well I made a couple of people happy today." Mother stork says, "I made a couple of people happy today too. What did you do dear?"

The little stork says, "I scared the shit out of a couple of college students."

BREAKING NEWS:
Obama has stepped in and decided that Alabama got too many points yesterday
and has redistributed some of those points to Notre Dame resulting in a tie in the game
and a tie for the national championship.
When asked for a comment, Obama said, "Alabama obviously got more than their fair share.
They didn't win that all by themselves! What does one team need all those points for"?

ALAN! ALAN! AL! ALAN!

It's-it's not Alan. Is-is that-is that Steve?

STEVE!STEVE!!STEVE!

The bit with the bird and Michael Jackson music: That's from a 'Nature' episode on birds, and that's actually the music they (the 'Nature' people) put behind it. Classic episode.

In other news, the government has decided to tax people. Some have trouble getting a grip.

pssst. humor thread.

During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still.

She was all like, 'what are you doing/"

I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering."

:lol:

This is the best one I have heard in years. I am definitely stealing it

'Buffering'.

Outstanding.

ETA: No one I know in my personal life will get it.

I immediately shared that with my brother and two best friends. Good one! :lol: