Bacon tattoos:

Dressed to kill...

I wish you hadn't phrased it quite like that.
It gave me The Fear.
Of course it's going to come alive now.

The only question is whether it comes alive raw - fairly easy to despatch, a hose should do it.
Or cooked. Where you'd come home to greasy footprints around the house, and while you were trying to work them out it would hamstring you from under the sofa.

Jebus...girl...quit it.

:lol2:

A hose...bwaahahaaaa

Shawnee you've got to think about these things!
Don't blame me when a Rabbi sics a kosher meat golem on you and you're out of ideas...

I feel safer just having the idea put into my head. I might not think about it, but when the meat revolution comes, that solution might just buy me some time.

My work here is done

Feets.

Bacon obsession...

What, it only fits to 40. Not for a real bacon lover. :headshake

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