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Hopalong48 02-20-2020 09:19 AM

The complimentary color of red is green. Just sayin.

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lumberjim 02-20-2020 09:59 AM

yes, it is. But my house is blue and I don't want it to look like a Christmas ornament. In fact part of what made me consider blue is that the box looks a bit like Santa's house. And red white and blue... there's always an American flag out front right there, too.....

lumberjim 02-23-2020 12:29 PM

Gluing up!
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Another project in the background there. There's a vaguely heart shaped depression in the bark of our Sycamore tree which faces the deck. In gonna get the copper engraved with our initials and wedding date and mount it there.
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lumberjim 02-23-2020 01:45 PM

Just spraying poly on the back and trying to decide which color the 8 should be. Might leave it natural for now.

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lumberjim 02-23-2020 06:21 PM

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I'll mount it on the house next to the door.

BigV 02-23-2020 07:40 PM

Don't forget

🦷

monster 02-23-2020 08:37 PM

The color should be the same as the siding or the same as the blue on your cock.

lumberjim 02-27-2020 08:12 AM

All done

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Well, I've still got to paint the 8.

xoxoxoBruce 02-27-2020 08:54 AM

Where's the flag? How will he know you have outgoing mail?

lumberjim 02-27-2020 09:24 AM

Oh, right. I keep forgetting to take a picture of that. Inside the lid, there's a flattish "S" and 2 low blocks. When we have outgoing mail, we tuck the letter under the S and leave the lid open. I'll get a pic later.

lumberjim 02-27-2020 10:50 AM

Here we go.
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fargon 02-27-2020 10:51 AM

Pretty Cool.

Griff 02-27-2020 01:31 PM

Nice, I like the out-going signal. Is that common? We have big end of driveway Hill William boxes with flags here.

lumberjim 02-27-2020 01:32 PM

dunno, I kind of invented that. the bolt for the cock pull holds the S thing there. I was gonna put a spring under it, but the tension it has from the shape in combo with those little blocks holds the mail pretty snugly. I needed the blocks for the screws in the hinges cuz the birch board I used was only 1/4" thick.



Some boxes like that have hangers underneath for newspapers coming in and mail going out.

Hopalong48 02-27-2020 05:33 PM

I mail about two, sometime three pieces of mail a year. It wont be long until the only mailboxes are in museums.

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Clodfobble 02-27-2020 06:06 PM

I mail a shit ton more than that, mostly medical insurance claims that are, believe it or not, harder to file online than in hard copy. But I also live in a suburb with centralized mailboxes every block or so. Outgoing mail goes in the slot when we walk/drive to pick up our delivered mail.

monster 02-27-2020 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 1047467)
I mail a shit ton more than that, mostly medical insurance claims that are, believe it or not, harder to file online than in hard copy. But I also live in a suburb with centralized mailboxes every block or so. Outgoing mail goes in the slot when we walk/drive to pick up our delivered mail.

ditto. Death certificates have to go by mail too. still..... one today even, nearly two hears on.... ....mostly to prove wifey is ok to make the decision by herself.......

xoxoxoBruce 02-27-2020 11:40 PM

Good set up Jim, being on the porch undercover.
I've got a big mailbox and if the truck is far enough away to fully swing the door I doubt the mailman could reach the back of the box. I attached a clip like the kind on employee badges to the inside of the door to hold outgoing so he opens the door and it's right there. Still have to use the flag to let him know in case there's no incoming. But quite often if it's something that isn't pressing I don't even bother with the flag. He's a nice guy and I try to make it as easy as I can for him. I figure if he likes me maybe he'll not deliver some bills. :haha:

lumberjim 02-28-2020 01:20 AM

We hope the mailman approves of the box. Eventually, I'll be out front when he comes and I'll find out if he likes it.

Maybe get him to sell commissioned boxes to my neighbors for a lithe piece of the action.

I can't wait to retire. Only 15 years to go.

xoxoxoBruce 02-28-2020 04:42 PM

As a profitable sideline? Uh... tell me again how long it took to carve the 8 ? :lol2:

monster 02-28-2020 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1047564)
As a profitable sideline? Uh... tell me again how long it took to carve the 8 ? :lol2:

length of process just means increased retail price which means fewer sold but the end income is the same. Never underprice your art. If people like it, they will pay the price you ask.

Happy Monkey 02-28-2020 05:05 PM

There's someone in my parents' neighborhood who makes neon house numbers, and there are a bunch scattered around. No idea whether it's profitable, or just a hobby.

monster 02-28-2020 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 1047569)
There's someone in my parents' neighborhood who makes neon house numbers, and there are a bunch scattered around. No idea whether it's profitable, or just a hobby.

...beware the risk of non-profitable hobbies becoming chores and removing the joy from your art...... either do it for nothing for your best buddies only, or price your work appropriately. /killjoy :D

LJ -that is a fabulous piece of work, really nice design.

lumberjim 02-29-2020 12:40 AM

Thanks!

BigV 02-29-2020 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 1047495)
snip--
I can't wait to retire. Only 15 years to go.

Don't do this.

In fifteen years, you'll be retired, maybe. But you'll also look back and wonder what the fuck, where did the time go? Where are my kids, they're not kids--whoa, etc etc. You have today, only. Live it now.

Nice mailbox though.

lumberjim 02-29-2020 02:31 PM

That's great advice. Sounds familiar

BigV 02-29-2020 03:29 PM

goes around comes around.

Griff 02-29-2020 04:02 PM

I have to get back in this head space as well at about 5 years out.

lumberjim 03-27-2020 07:00 PM

Current situation:
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Amanda's current situation :

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BigV 03-27-2020 09:23 PM

that's six feet?

lumberjim 03-27-2020 09:48 PM

I think it is. But we kiss and hug all day... If I get the itus, she getting it.

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Lemme juss tellya. This $99 heater I got 2 years ago is worth at least $100.

Groovy night tonight.

Griff 03-28-2020 08:02 AM

Nice situation. I'm feeling grateful myself.

lumberjim 04-05-2020 07:15 PM

Dennis died today. I lost him 10 years ago, but he was a super cool cat. Fucking bummer

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monster 04-05-2020 07:46 PM

:(

BigV 04-05-2020 07:52 PM

:( , likewise.

fargon 04-05-2020 08:29 PM

Bummer.
Cool Cat.

Griff 04-06-2020 06:42 AM

Aw. Sorry man.

footfootfoot 04-08-2020 07:05 AM

Sorry Jim.


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xoxoxoBruce 04-08-2020 11:43 AM

Did he walk the kitchen beams?

lumberjim 04-08-2020 03:30 PM

I think so? Could have been banzai. Jinx posted pics in the pets thread. Banzai had darker orange ears.

lumberjim 04-10-2020 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1046908)
Yes, blue.

I have a couple 6"x 12" sheets of 3M dark blue that looks just blue but really lights up when hit with a light at night. I know it sound tacky but it's not, if you'd like to see what it looks like.



Also gold, brown, green, and orange I think.

Got a package in the post today... Thanks! Dunno when, but I'll figure out a use for it one day.

xoxoxoBruce 04-10-2020 02:21 PM

Just another resource in the bag of tricks.

lumberjim 05-02-2020 11:45 AM

I experienced sciatica yesterday for the first time. Holy shit batman.

That fucking hurts.

I have several theories on why. First, I tweaked my back on that side when the mulch came. Simply tossing the tarp over it. Was sore for a couple days, then was better. Then I spent 3 of the next 4 days shoveling, carting and spreading it (7+ yards). Was sore, but no real pain. Took 2 or 3 days slow due to weather, then power washed front and back porches in one shot (4-5 hours). Over the next 2 days my back started getting stiff right where I had tweaked it at the beginning of this long paragraph. Thinking that as muscle re grew, it crowded that nerve and inflamed the area.

Yesterday, it got so tight, I couldn't sit on a chair. Started getting little muscle spasms in my right thigh. Kind of like a twitching eyelid... Or like bubbles coming up from boiling water. Pop pop pop....(these went on all day... Like having hiccups for 12 hours)... Tried walking it off. Then the pain started to bloom in my right femur. Got to the point where it felt like a bad tooth ache inside that whole leg. It was far worse than the back pain.

From about 1pm to 9 pm I could not stand up for more than 4 minutes. Ice packs, heat, ibuprofen, aleve, pot, rum... Nothing helped. Well the pot helped me disassociate from the pain, but it was still thrumming.

Finally, at Amandas insistence, I laid on my back on the rug, and put my calves up on the ottoman for as long as I could take it. That actually got me around the corner. I could sit up again. Still pretty shaky and sore this morning, but much much better.

Another theory is that I haven't had my wallet in my back pocket every day, and Thursday I went out, and had it there.

I have shit to do and it's a gorgeous day. This is inconvenient.

glatt 05-02-2020 12:10 PM

Sounds brutal. I’m sorry. I hope you continue to improve.

BigV 05-02-2020 12:23 PM

Does sound brutal. When I've had muscle spasms in my back due to misuse or overuse, only prescription muscle relaxants brought any kind of relief. Couldn't sit, couldn't stand, couldn't walk, wished I didn't have to breathe, completely shitty.

Get well man.

DanaC 05-02-2020 12:59 PM

Sciatica sucks

Clodfobble 05-02-2020 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 1051987)
Started getting little muscle spasms in my right thigh. Kind of like a twitching eyelid... Or like bubbles coming up from boiling water. Pop pop pop....(these went on all day... Like having hiccups for 12 hours)...

If you ever end up having to describe these to a doctor down the line, I'll save you some time: they're called fasciculations. The key distinction is that they're happening in tiny shreds of muscles that you couldn't willfully isolate and move on your own. They're one of those annoying symptoms like "fatigue" that happen with a lot of conditions, and can be either super serious or no big deal.

(Awhile back I had them in my whole body for months, leading to a slew of tests from my neurologist to rule out new seizures, ALS, MS, etc. before we finally got them under control. Now I only get maybe 1-2 twitches per week, plus I get them steadily in both thighs for about 20 minutes after I exercise.)

monster 05-02-2020 02:55 PM

I've been hospitalized for sciatica twice. It's a bitch. Being allergic to morphine was the main reason for being admitted, though because muscle relaxant and pain relief are all they can do. So you did all the right things, hope it stays feeling better.

When all this is over, see someone about your back, because it's one of those things that can increase in frequency and severity, but sometimes there are exercises you can do to strengthen the muscles that prevent whatever has moved and is pressing on your sciatic nerve from doing so.

Good luck!

lumberjim 05-02-2020 04:54 PM

Thanks. I've got a neighbor that dealt with this for 9 years until he got surgery. My dad had a bad bout of this recently too.

I'm hoping that mine will miraculously go away and never return.

Clodfobble 05-02-2020 05:37 PM

Oh, man. I hope the pain eases soon.

Griff 05-02-2020 05:38 PM

Dang. Take care of it man.

lumberjim 05-03-2020 09:38 AM

No miracles so far. I need to figure out how to deal with the pain. Yesterday, I could sit in a chair, and even get up and walk slowly around. The interval decreased from about 5 minutes to about 2 where I could get up and not feel that ache begin in my hip socket. Once that started, the femur started up yelling at me, then the knee, then into my shins within about a minute. Pain level just below that panic inducing pain of a Charlie horse... But in the bone. Deep in there.

Hobble back to my chair, sit down like I'm dropping a bag of flour... Then it would sing for 3 or 4 more minutes, and slowly fade. The relief is lovely. Makes you want to get back up and see how long you get.

Had to just gut it out to take a shower. Toward the end of that, I was rinsing with the hose thing, and had a moment of no pain abruptly. Then it came back when I got out. If I tuck my ass under and bend my right leg a bit, it eases. But I can't stand around like that.

Ok in my chair at the moment. I'm debating just trying a day of light activity like mowing the lawn, and seeing if that helps, or will I do more damage. If this goes on with no improvement 2 more days, I'm going to have to go see a chiropractor or something. I've got another month before we go back to work, I think. I really don't want to spend it idly trapped in my chair.

DanaC 05-03-2020 10:09 AM

Have you taken any pain meds?

lumberjim 05-03-2020 10:20 AM

Aleve, generic ibuprofen, thc. Not much help. Though my pot is mostly sativa. Indica would be better.

It's not constant pain though. Just a dull ache when I sit, but fire alarm pain after moving about. Best thing has been sitting the fuck down again. Things I read say to try to keep moving. So I did that yesterday, but also sat in a chair a lot. This morning it hurt a bit more and faster than yesterday morning.

DanaC 05-03-2020 10:28 AM

alternating between a little light moving around and resting should help.

sexobon 05-03-2020 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 1052044)
Aleve, generic ibuprofen, thc. Not much help. Though my pot is mostly sativa. Indica would be better. ...

Have you tried chloroquine?

sexobon 05-03-2020 09:49 PM

Woe is me...
 
^No one got the irony (sigh).^

I guess I'm the only one here old enough to remember that quinine and its derivatives, like chloroquine, are muscle relaxants. Decades ago, quinine and vitamin E (to increase circulation) were combined to treat restless leg syndrome and sold over the counter.

The quinine dose was about 1/10 the therapeutic dose used as an antimalarial. Overdosing on it as a muscle relaxant could lead to the same adverse side affects and risks associated with the dosage for antimalarial use; so, the FDA restricted it back in the '90s. It's still used, by prescription, to treat chloroquine resistant strains of malaria which have mutated so much that they've come full circle and are susceptible to the original quinine treatment again.

I thought it was funny that the drug Trump touted as a possible anti-coronavirus treatment; but, was largely a big fail, could actually be applicable in this situation. These days, no doctor would prescribe it as a muscle relaxant though.

xoxoxoBruce 05-03-2020 10:59 PM

It's not a matter of age, it's obscure trivia in a specialized field that others haven't a clue about. We all have bags of shit nobody else would recognize if they stepped in it.

Gravdigr 05-04-2020 12:42 PM

Try alcohol. In particular vodka.

Minus the pills. And +5 on the thc.

monster 05-04-2020 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1052115)
thc.

tender humping care? ;)


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