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I want one of whatever this is.

You can see the speaker cone dimples, so I'd figure it's one stupid-loud, annoy-the-neighbors sound system.

Urinals Part III

Lastly - for Couples only

and then for the whole family unit

very nice - that a bomb shelter???

Not really wtf? but more "Whoa! Cool!" Found just up the road a stretch.

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Originally Posted by Beest (Post 454859)

Also note if she gets all the merits and no demerits, max possible score is 25, poor.:p

lol! There is more to score!
http://flickr.com/photos/tiabla/sets/72157605047200616/

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Only one point for leaving car for wife when she may need it? Suxors!!!

Bush's bioethics advisor:

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Worst of all from this point of view are those more uncivilized forms of eating, like licking an ice cream cone--a catlike activity that has been made acceptable in informal America but that still offends those who know eating in public is offensive. ... Eating on the street--even when undertaken, say, because one is between appointments and has no other time to eat--displays [a] lack of self-control: It beckons enslavement to the belly. ... Lacking utensils for cutting and lifting to mouth, he will often be seen using his teeth for tearing off chewable portions, just like any animal. ... This doglike feeding, if one must engage in it, ought to be kept from public view, where, even if we feel no shame, others are compelled to witness our shameful behavior.

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 456087)

Bush's bioethics advisor: Worst of all from this point of view are those more uncivilized forms of eating, like licking an ice cream cone--a catlike activity that has been made acceptable in informal America but that still offends those who know eating in public is offensive. ... Eating on the street--even when undertaken, say, because one is between appointments and has no other time to eat--displays [a] lack of self-control: It beckons enslavement to the belly. ... Lacking utensils for cutting and lifting to mouth, he will often be seen using his teeth for tearing off chewable portions, just like any animal. ... This doglike feeding, if one must engage in it, ought to be kept from public view, where, even if we feel no shame, others are compelled to witness our shameful behavior.

What about eating at my desk? Should I be ashamed of my doglike lack of self-control?

However, if I were to go to the cafeteria, others would be compelled to witness my shameful behavior (eating)... so maybe I would be better off hiding in the bathroom, eating off a collapsible, sterile tray and then flushing it down the toilet, taking special care to shave off all facial hair, including my eyebrows, and brushing my teeth with a 10% bleach solution before returning to work, assuring my co-workers that I received all my daily nutrition via sanitary intravenous injections of glucose.

I'm so confused. How can I get right with God? Even the Bible doesn't go far enough in describing when I should be ashamed of bodily functions.