yes, actually.

did you just fart?

yes. i decided to fart just after i read that to make my answer true. now if you'll excuse i think i forced it too much


have you ever followed through?

no


have you ever been outside barefoot and stepped in poop?

oooh....yes...and thanks for reminding me....

have you ever called someone a racial slur?

no.

Have you ever said something private to a friend only to have someone hear it that wasn't meant to know what you said?

yes


Have you ever been in public naked?

yes.

Have you ever been in public naked and you were arrested?

Let's answe rthe right questions!

No. (But i would be if i was!)

Have you ever worn handcuffs naked?

yes.

Have you ever ravaged someone wearing handcuffs naked?

Yes

Have you ever wanted to be ravaged whilst wearing handcuffs by the policeperson arresting you?

No


do you have a facination for a person in a uniform?

yes (santa churns my butter)

should i join the airforce?

YES!!!

Will you come visit in your uniform?

i'll come visit in a uniform.

Do you think "swallowing" can be likened to canabalism?

no, it would be likened to a sea food diet.


if a black bird brings black babies and a white bird brings white babies. what kind of bird brings no babies?