Hahaha!

I thought she fainted.

I was (I think it was) The Simpsons the other night and someone referred to something not being very useful:

Think about it.

Tear it out. :haha:

what did the papa buffalo say to his son as he left for college?































































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A Canadian guy, an American guy, a Japanese guy, and a Middle Eastern guy walk into a bar. They all have a couple of beers, and get to bragging:

The American guy boasts, "I'm so lucky, I have 4 beautiful children, one more and I would have a basketball team."

Not to be outdone, the Canadian guy retorts, "I am luckier than you, I have 5 gifted children, one more and I could form a hockey team."

So, the Japanese guy chimes in with, "Well, I surely have both of you topped. I have 8 children. Just one more and I would have a baseball team."

Pausing, briefly, the Middle Eastern guy replies, "Well, I am betting I have all you fools beat. My harem houses 17 wives, one more and I would have a golf course!".

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That's all I have to say about that.

That joke took a while to click with me :p

The one about Houston, happened to me. lol...

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Of course you measure distance in hours! But it's important to remember that we mean hours at 80+ mph.

So, the distance from Houston to Dallas is 4 hours. My sister once went there and I asked when did she arrive? She mentioned something like 4 1/2 hours or so more. I said I thought it's only 4 hours to get to Dallas. She replied the lady she went with drove slow. :lol:

This comic nearly made me die laughing.