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hahaha. Bruce that's brilliant.

Here's my submission, taken from the comments section of the Guardian:

Q: Why did Joseph Smith cross the road?
A: To get to the other bride.

My dad and I went to the Christmas tree place and picked out a tree, the salesman asked my dad, "Are you going to put this up yourself?"
My dad said, "Don't be disgusting. I'm going to put it up in the living room."

Patience with Patients
 

I laughed so loud at #12, I woke up Momdigr. Rly.

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Scam Warning!!!
 

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Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

yikes! I'm scared stiff!

Well, I'm stiff...:love:

Heh, not the first word about those attractive, thin, scantily clad, skin-showing ladies in Nirvana's post.

Some of you hypocrites would have hung my balls from your rearview mirror if I'd posted that.

But, that's cool.

Not for that pic I wouldn't.

If the pic cut off their heads so all we were seeing was their tits, I'd have something to say about it.

what heads?

All I saw was a nice couple of racks no faces were seen.