Well, at least the English emerged unscathed.





Tick tock, tick tock....

How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.

Down at the home...

and...

Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine-four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person with the new bulb to let the room stay dark.

A bear walks into a bar and says, " I'll have a .................................................Beer."


the bartender says, " Why the big pause?"


the bear looks at his paws and says, "I've always had these."

Oh Noes...

I knew she looked familiar! Kim tried to break the internet yesterday. It didn't break but she left a huge crack in it. LOL

I'm beginning to have an active dislike for her. Can't stand her actually.

:lol: My daily job. Plus/minus the 'your muscles hurt. They'll hurt if you stay home, and they'll hurt if you go to work. SO GO TO WORK!!'

Oh i love that one.

A facebook friend keeps posting pictures of her while criticizing her.

Why is she famous? She has a fat ass that looks like it's been beat with a bag of nickels. Big deal.

She should give the Photoshop people ¾ of her money. And she should give Jackhole West a full refund.