No, I think there are far better candidates for that out there.



Do you think Americans whine too much?

yes.

do you think Canadians whine too much?

No

Do you think Kenyans laugh too much?

Never heard a Kenyan laugh. So No.

If your ear was a pussy, would you fuck it?

no

do you think french wine costs too much?

Yes

Do you think the French are ungrateful snobs?

Yes

Have you ever met a French person that wasn't arrogant?

Yes

Is a New York minute < 60 seconds?

No

Are your eyes blue?

yes.

are your eyes brown?

Yes

Is Kansas the most boring state you've ever visited?

No.

Have you ever poked anyone in their "brown eye"?

yes

is that a shocker?

No!

Have you ever seen a shocker?

not sure. what's a shocker?