The Cellar: We know what’s good for you
The Cellar: The Anti-Sleep.
The Cellar: Because you deserve less than more.
The Cellar: Just what someone wanted some time.
The Cellar: Where that last drink would have brought you.
The Cellar: Help us help you do nothing fast!
The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips… this is your middle finger.

nice zenra.

The Cellar: Now with 20% more Electrolytes

The Cellar: Low G.I.

The Cellar: Low fizz so you can slam it down fast

The Cellar: Enjoy

The Cellar: Helps you work, rest and play

The Cellar: Patent Pending

The Cellar: duuuh, whats a copyright?

The Simpsons: (insert theme music)

The Kagen: hey, Undertoad needed the money

The Audio Galaxy: NOOOOOOOOO

The Cellar: I could be studying right now

The Cellar: This guy runs the place . . .

ahhhhhhhhh...dass a gut one!

The Cellar: Don't Touch It... I Saw It Move!

The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection

The Cellar : The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.


did anybody else already do this one? surely they must have

The Cellar: Bring your own flashlight.

The Cellar: ala Trump, "You're banned!"

The Cellar: You're nowhere near as funny as you think you are.

says you woman

The Cellar: Bring us your tired, your poor. Good, now take them back.

The Cellar: Poke it with a stick and see what happens!

The Cellar: Hurry, before the goddamned pacifists ruin it entirely.

The Cellar: He's a lumberjim and he's ok.