Surfing a histamine high. Feel like I've been hit with a brick right on my sinuses.

Oh rub some dirt on it and get back in there Nancy !!

Sir! Yes, Sir!

FT3 Piers Morgan? ;)

I got John Cusack a lot when I was younger and thinner, Kevin Spacey from time to time and an odd sprinkling of Anthony Hopkins.

Piers Morgan? I see it.

"Some may find pregnancy at this age morally repugnant" Or are you into quote embellishments? That would make you Norm Crosby ;)

foot, you look like Paul McCartney...a little


cukoocachoo

That'll be solo synchronized swimming then, Thor's favorite too.

This was earlier today at my parents, they fed me so I'm happy.

Ahh but do yew have Pants on is the question !!!!

No pants, capris.

Sure it will... in the 'fridge... it's called veal. :haha:

MMMmmmmm...baby animal...Mmmmmmmmmm....

fixed this for you
 

I sometimes read things too quickly.

Ohhh....lots of new additions.

All of them awesome.

Joe - you have made my *to do* list of cellar males...actually, you were on that list already, coz of your army stuff....but now you are so on there!!

Oh and Steve - you look sexy in that shot.

'spode...are there lotsa naked people there?

MTP...you remind me a little of Molly Ringwald. Always thought she was hot. Now I know I was right.

Ducks - yeppers, lots of nekkid folks. Small Pagan festival - Laid Back Labor Day, the annual fundraiser for our local Pagan camp. Took in over 23k last weekend, so it was wildly successful, and not just wild. TF chose to take that picture of me when I was at my most swarthy and sweaty, right after we'd finished putting up the camper. I, on the other hand, waited to take *her* pics until she was provocatively dressed (well, mostly undressed), and silhouetted before a roaring fire, shaking her moneymaker...with a bunch of other similarly eccentrically clad Pagans.

Thankyou thankyou! It's been bugging me who she reminded me of.

Thanks Dana and Elz. I don't see the resemblance, but I certainly take the comparison as a compliment!

Tap tap tap... is this thing on??? Hmmm. Apparently I forget to hit Post on my post from last night.

I do see a little Molly Ringwald-ism going on too!

Thanks for all the kind beard remarks. I've had it for about 20 years, and I've made Mrs. Dallas a standing offer to get rid of it if she doesn't like it. So far she has no complaints! The gray is becoming more prominent, so I'm moving into that "distinguished" phase I guess.

Here's a bonus... RFLast night since I don't know how to post on the Cellar.... new cell phone (Palm Centro), with camera built in.

http://kbarger314.smugmug.com/photos...77_Wu2aM-L.jpg

http://cellar.org/2008/melan.jpg

dark and melancholy in the cube farms

Steve, that answers the burning question, "I wonder what it would looko like to be strangled by Steve Dallas?"

UT, to me you just look a little peeved. Like someone has found and raided your hideen stash of Red Bull.

:D I had the same thought...

Not at all... I'm a two-hand man, all the way.

The phone doesn't have a self-portrait preview, so I was winging it.

UT, is that some kind of shrine on the post behind you?

Awesome. It would be a kinder, gentler strangling, I'm sure. :p

I can just hear him, pre-pic, saying "Rats! Foiled again!"

Steve, why does it look like you are trapped in the laundry room? And what is that sort of electronic-looking thing dangling over your left shoulder?

That "thing" is the backside of a faceplate?? maybe?

That's a lovely little oxymoron ya got right thar!

Well you are a moron too.

Well duh! I was thinking "it's one of those pluggy inny thingies" so you were far more on track than I was. We all know how off track I am. :)

I think it's a thermostat.

My cow orker is Indian and I never asked what that thing is. Maybe just a decorative woven deal, I don't know. And she's not in today.

backside of phone jack with dsl filter hanging below.

Ah...so the network infrastructure in the Dallas household isn't a good deal tidier than my own.

At first I was bored between classes...

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8.../IMG000004.jpg

Then a friend of mine showed up

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8.../IMG000005.jpg

You look very scary Steve! Like you're a brooding poet or something (I don't know why I think a brooding poet is scary).

UT, has the a nice beard too, and that look, what are you thinking about....

Bullitt, you seem very fun to hang out w/ b/t classes!

Bullitt, you don't look as if you are working very hard.
If your friends are going to distract you I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask them to leave...

(cute pics btw)

:lol:

You are all a bunch of cuties!

Coz he's really EA Poe. Everyone knows that. and he's always saying "nevermore,"

Keep your pinching fingers away from my cheeks lady

What am I, 90? ;)

I disagree. . . but the last couple were definately less Jesus-y and that's a goog thing. Now, maybe a small smile?

UT, I always smile back at your pictures, I don't know why. Especially that last one. If you ever have kids, I imagine it's going to be hard to disipline them, because I just can't picture you mad.

Bullitt, I want to tailgate with you and your friend. You two look like a riot!

Wow, what a lot of great pictures! I loved the one of Steve...it looks like you are hiding in the closet or something. Yes, I thought "Molly Ringwald" at first, too, MTP. You are very pretty...more than that, even ;). Joe, you're a cutie. And you clean! Bullitt, you look fun to hang out with. Your friend seems to think so, too. :D

This is me just a few minutes ago. Naked -wearing my sexy Army glasses and playing with a torch. Just think of the possibilities.

Would you like to try for 69? :blush:

Sick, but gettin' better... slowly.

Chicken Pox, Ibby?

xoxoxoB...at this point I'd try just about anything.

:jig: :celebrat: :D

I love the smell of burning chest hair in the morning...

it smells like creme sargé.

he knows what you look like naked.

It's in the kitchen. The doors go to the dining room. BigV nailed the assembly over my left shoulder. (Bottom line: jack wasn't working, needed a new one, couldn't find one that would fit in the same space, new it would end up looking worse if I started dirlling new holes.) Over right shoulder is the edge of the kitchen counter, with some fruit snacks and other crap, plus a couple on-sale cases of water bottle stacked on the floor.

Ouch, dammit... I think I sprained my face muscles.

http://kbarger314.smugmug.com/photos..._tCDqM-L-1.jpg

YEAH!!!! ::clap clap clap::

What a wonderful mug!! Both of them :D

OK, now I really am frowning. That was hurtful, Flint.

LR: You're easily satisfied. I'll now return to my usual scowl before my face breaks.

Holy crap Flint! That's just what I was thinkin

Cheer up, SteveDallas. You're number one!

Oh no, not a red shirt... poor Steve. :(

I used to fancy Riker :yum:
He could strangle me any day

Heehee @ SG. I was thinking "this must be what SteveDallas looks like when he's strangling you and likes it!"