I hear that's an in-phone after effect now.

Romance...
http://cellar.org/2015/bath.gif

Q: do you think quantum computing will revive Moore's law?

A: Quantum computing will put Moore's law in a box where it will be both dead and alive in the same time.

I am so guilty of that cartoon...
Although back when I only took about 24 photos a year (print photography) friends and family would say, "But there's none of YOU!" which I was quite happy about. Who would waste paying for a photo when you don't even like how you look?

Now I take 30+ a month and at least a quarter have me in them! Yay!

So it made me cringe a little, but I did laugh.

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Now, say all those opposite words one after the other...




Gotcha!

:jig:

How smart am I if I knew where this was going when I saw a list of words?

he kind of smart that psychological bludgeoning gets you.

Definitely smarter than a fifth grader.

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So farmers are as bad at apostrophes as grocers?

I thought Bruce's post was gonna turn into Luke Bryan's "Rain Is A Good Thing" (<---BroCountry warning).

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

You know what?, "says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'hell' and you say 'ass', O.K.?"
"O.K." the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Aw, hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK!!
He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your sweet ass it won't be Cheerios."

Reminds me of little johnny watching the carpenters working across the street:

LJ: Hey mom! Let's play carpenter!
Mom: OK
LJ: ALright, take this string and pull it all the way across the floor. Great, now move it left juuuuuust a cunt hair.
Mom: WHACK! I most certainly will not, you take this string and march right up to your room!
LJ: Fuck if I will. That's a laborer's job.

The animal kingdom:
•A: Those that belong to the emperor
•B: Embalmed ones
•C: Those that are trained
•D: Suckling pigs
•E: Sirens
•F: Fabulous ones
•G: Stray dogs
•H: Those that are included in this classification
•I: Those that tremble as if they are mad
•J: Innumerable ones
•K: Those finely drawn with a camel hair brush
•L: Et cetera
•M: Those who’ve just broken the flower vase
•N: Those which from a distance resemble flies