When have I ever strangled anybody???

I just can't get the phone aimed well.

You strangled Case to get her mug.
You've been logging on as her ever since.

We know.

That explains a lot!

RFLast night. I forgot to actually post it. (Chances are decent for a repeat tonight.)

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Newly licensed and ready to go car shopping.

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::clap clap clap::

Congratulations!!!

WTG Chocolatl!

Did LabRat just give Chocolatl the clap?

giggety!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

psyched for ya - that's great!

And hey, you got a good picture! We need a thread where everyone shares their horrible drivers' license photos.

Congrats, Choco! What awesome news!

Thanks, everyone! (And V, you're pretty accurate with the "run for your lives" bit. At least until I get a little more practice.)

[paraphrase] Return with us now to those thrilling hours of yesterday ... [/paraphrase]

Who was that masked man?

By the campfire last night. Yeah, kinda dark, but the webcam doesn't have a flash.

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Sitting in front of the camper, RFN!

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You have Internet access at camp? I'm so envious.

Yup, it's so cool! A private campground with wi-fi.

Today is "Hawaiian Luau Day." This evening they're having a pig roast. We're coming back in a couple of weeks for another chili cookoff. (the last one was at a different campground)

Since I left 84, I'm not under the 'no facial hair' policy that I had to abide by for the past almost 3 years. Now I can look the way I want to without the brass effin' with me.

This is really a plea for someone to please come clean my apartment!
I can't even smile because of it.

we had free wireless internet access at a state campground in the middle of the swamp near New Orleans -free Wifi is the new free hot showers.....

FStop - The hell with facial hair! I guitars on the wall...at least one Les Paul!

MTP - I excel at apartment cleaning and other useful skills.

Danke. That's a '96 I fiddled with. Seymour Duncan Trembucker on the bridge. She's a screamer.
And careful, now, or MTP'll have two guys at her apartment willing to demonstrate cleaning skills and otherwise. ;)
No, no. She won't complain, I don't think. Sweat a bit, but won't complain. :doit:

That's fine, as long as I don't have to change the sheets as part of my apartment cleaning.

No, no. I've got it. ;)

oh my gosh mtp. You could be Ibrams sister!

Ibram. No you're not THAT pretty. ( tease )

Maybe MTP is Ib.

One more crack like that, and you'll be crucified like jesus.

Els!
I'm offended!

I'll bet I could getchya to fuck me... All I need's a wig and a lot of liquor.

PIGS! You're all rutting pigs!

MTP, let me whisk you away from these animals, to a more genteel setting.
Mon Cheri, come wiz me to zee calf-barn. ;)

I didn't say you weren't pretty, Ibby, just that MTP doesn't look like a male...not even a relatively androgynous one such as yourself.

Plus, I just wanted to call HLJ CLJ...
:D

Just reading a typical Cellar post.

why do you have a hand growing out of your head?

Whats the magic loop?

Me earlier today in my original 1880s buffalo coat.

Man, that's gotta smell *bad* by now.

Why are you measuring your laptop screen steve? Still love the beard BTW.

That coat scares me sarge. Scares me lots.

My coat scares you?? I was doing a few photos for an Indian War military history group I am part of. My coat is 5 feet long and was made from a single buffalo skin about 130 years ago. It will keep you toasty warm!!

Here's another photo of me wearing a fatigue (sack) coat. The ruddy marks and blemishes come from the Lupus

SD...that's not a cellar post...that looks like Lorem Ipsum to me.

Then again, one might argue that Lorem Ipsum makes more sense than the average cellar post. ;)

Oh hang it, let's just rename this post SG's injuries and to hell with it. In fact let's have the tagline as, "Come and read about what's gone wrong for SG this week!"

Actually I am pretty cheery, but as explained in this post, I have a sore foot. So you get some more pictures of parts of my body in a state of disrepair!

1) Comparison shot of normal foot and swollen foot. The ribbing is nothing to do with pleasure, it's the imprint of the tubigrip (compression sock)
2) Side of foot to show the odd bruise tidemark, which has been kept to a minimum so far by RICE (acronym, not starchy food)

And this shot is of the elephant man style ankle. Sigh - I guess I'll have to cancel the catwalk work for a while...

Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation.


Now. did you get the percocets or go for the Vicodin ES?

And truly----OUCH.

OMG Sundae!! Take it as easy as you can. Owie.

and when you've healed, visit a pedicurist! or at least a foot freak!

:)

I know - I have manky feet.
TMI -in my defense I let the hard skin build up because my feet are prone to blister when they're soft and cared for and that includes the soles.

Geezy peezy...that hurts to look at it!

Eh, I just gots some feet, girl. Not buffed, polished, colored, or otherwise embellished. I gots the kind of feet you wanna run around barefooted (barefeeted? barefoot? barefeet?) through the prairies and forests. I gots me some feet of my ancestors. You could drive a small shark-truck under my arches, which also makes them good tree-climbin' feets. :lol:

I was measuring the length of tw's non-stop post. And thank you. :blush:

You need one of these, some duct tape and some of these. (duct tape goes in the middle)

pic01 -- peak flow meter

pic02 -- hot air balloons

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Uh-hrrrm!:D

SG - Ouch!

merc - i need to wear that with my buffalo coat!!!!!

awesome headdress, merc.....


it goes so well with your moustache

I think the coat scares me because it makes you look like you walked outta the woods and you're some kinda crazy wood-man...but don't be offended sarge I like ya I do. I'm also scared there is a hobo living in my parents' greenhouse...so unfathomable fears are part of who I am.

I like the the headdress and the 'stash merc. That animal was dead when they found it and made it into a hat right? (Just say yes)

And SG-Next time a pic of your lovely face too plz? That foot is beautiful when not freakishly swollen I'm sure.

I dare you to wear that thing to the grocery store, Merc.

I got off work just a bit ago. I'm still in my work clothes (*blech*). I also realized how in all of my pics it kinda looks like I'm stretching my neck out, odd. I think I just have a long neck.

Grocery store's not a problem

Now, wear it to the local vegetarian organic food co-op... :D

SG stop posting and get more ice on it. and sue. the pub has insurance, it's not personal.

what?

monster's been in America for toooo long.

Done for you - although it shows a more tired face than I thought I had.
I concur :lol:

I look handsome, I look smart
I am a walking work of art
With my dazzling toes of many colours
How I love my toes of many colours...