This other mom in the dance class waiting room is SO fucking annoying. She yammers at another mom the whole hour, nonstop. Today, she has mentioned that she is pregnant 23 goddamn times (I've been counting.) 14 weeks along, don't you know. Last week it was all about a slight from her in-laws.

I want to stab her.

She must be very lonely...

She can't be too lonely, she's pregnant, after all. ;)

You crack me up, Infi, you really do! x

I've been over using the word yap.
I'ma liking yammer.
This may be my new word. It has connotations of hammer. Which is even more brutal than stab.

Thanks limey!

You're right, S, yammer is a scrumptious word.

for Clod:

I have sold dogs all over the world and the payment required a money transfer or direct wire to my bank which usually took less that 2 hours. Why then does it take the place I work 1 month to set up direct deposit? No paycheck again today and the place locally is closed due to inclement weather so no 'live check' but the payroll comes from Oregon. :rolleyes:

Yap can also be mouth, as in shut yer yap. But I like pie hole better

I had to scroll back to see that you weren't telling 'vana to shut her pie hole.

It's perfectly cromulent.

Maybe F3 should have ;) My check did show up 10 minutes ago in the pending column anyway :D What time is it in Oregon?

Oregon? 1938.

I snorted

Ok... This shocked me.... My son, whom you all know to be an intelligent, thoughtful, and very respectful young man.... This is maybe a year and change ago....so he was just 14....Told me to shut my 'cock holster'. In a joking way, mind you... But that was a new one on me.

I almost wrecked the car from the tears of laughter.

I need to lay that one on someone at work next time they talk too much.


Just shut your cock holster and let the poor people say yes to the deal....