It is prolly because it's the only way he'll get one.

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It says Rome, but it was in the newspaper from Sayre, PA, which is Slang's home turf.

Has anybody seen or heard from Slang?

Or Dave?

Dave? Dave's not here.

I had a friend's, cousin's, postman's, neighbor's, nephew, who took one marijuana and died. :yesnod:

On the other side of town, between the RR Depot and the docks...

he meant fucking him *again*, dude's already fucked.

This may have been posted already:

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...
The husband became 92 years old.


The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female .....

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