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xoxoxoBruce 03-22-2016 07:49 AM

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Ah ha...

Gravdigr 03-22-2016 02:13 PM

Evel Cownievel...

Gravdigr 03-31-2016 03:40 PM

A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting...

xoxoxoBruce 04-12-2016 02:23 PM

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On April 1st, and these are only the ones I've stumbled on, there's probably more.

glatt 04-12-2016 03:03 PM

I was taking a shower the morning of April 1st, and my son dumped a cup of cold water over my head while I was in there. Because, April Fools!

I should show him this.

xoxoxoBruce 04-16-2016 10:29 AM

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Heh heh heh...

Gravdigr 04-18-2016 02:12 PM

Girls call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Gravdigr 04-18-2016 03:45 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 05-02-2016 07:06 AM

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Yes...

Gravdigr 05-02-2016 12:13 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 05-05-2016 11:37 AM

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Brits are cleaning up their act.

footfootfoot 05-05-2016 09:58 PM

I was working in a store where we had to take down customers' names to track their order and a pretty young woman came in at the end of the day when I was very tired and a bit punchy. Her name was Grewcock and I lost my shit.

The seething look on her face has stayed with me for decades.

Extra awkward because she turned out to be dating one of my coworkers the following year.

glatt 05-06-2016 07:59 AM

Amazing how some stuff will stay with you fro decades.

I bet it stayed with her for decades too.

Gravdigr 05-07-2016 12:46 PM

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footfootfoot 05-07-2016 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 959283)
Amazing how some stuff will stay with you fro decades.

I bet it stayed with her for decades too.

I got the distinct impression that it wasn't the first time.


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