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xoxoxoBruce 03-13-2017 11:27 PM

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido.

“What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor.
“Not a chance” she replied. “He won’t even take an aspirin”.

“Not a problem,” said the doctor. “Give him an Irish Viagra.”
“What on Earth is Irish Viagra?” she asked.

“It’s Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won’t even taste it. Let me know how it goes,” he said.

She called the doctor the very next afternoon. “How did it go?” he asked.
“Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was terrible. Just horrid, I tell ya! I’m beside meself!”

“Oh, no! What in the world happened?”
“Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I put the Viagra in his morning coffee, and he drank it. Well, you know, it took effect almost immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye, and his pants a-bulging. Then, with one fierce swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else that was on the table flying across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there, right on top of the table. T’was a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!”

“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor. “Wasn’t the sex good?”
“Freakin’ Jaysus it was the best sex I’ve had in me last 25 years, but sure as I’m sittin here, doctor, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”

Januar 03-20-2017 11:55 AM

Funny dad parenting fail
 
This is the reason why kids can't be left alone with their dad. Moms should leave the parenting handbook to their husbands.
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xoxoxoBruce 03-20-2017 01:27 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2017 02:03 PM

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Gravdigr 03-25-2017 03:37 PM

I think I had one of those tape decks. I remember the three toggle switches on it.

xoxoxoBruce 03-27-2017 05:09 PM

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Ladies, you wouldn't actually buy stupid pants would you?

footfootfoot 03-28-2017 11:30 AM

What is the point of the clear plastic knees?

xoxoxoBruce 03-28-2017 11:36 AM

To be fashionable, even if you look stupid and are uncomfortable.:rolleyes:

Gravdigr 03-28-2017 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 985333)
What is the point of the clear plastic knees?

Slip covers for the knees.

Keeps 'em clean.

Happy Monkey 03-28-2017 02:24 PM

Partial rollback of the "holes in the knees" style.

BigV 03-28-2017 02:44 PM

Keeps 'em fresh and moist.

xoxoxoBruce 03-28-2017 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 985358)
Slip covers for the knees.

Keeps 'em clean.

Like grandma's couch you hated to sit on. :greenface

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 985360)
Partial rollback of the "holes in the knees" style.

Yeah, babysteps :thumb:

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 985363)
Keeps 'em fresh and moist.

Moist for sure. Fresh? Watch for a new plastic compatible knee deodorant. :lol:

Gravdigr 03-28-2017 03:23 PM

Grandmadigr didn't need no plastic on her couch.

Hers was covered with Nauga flesh.

Gravdigr 03-28-2017 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 985367)
Watch for a new plastic compatible knee deodorant. :lol:

Ya smear that on yer kneepits.

tw 03-29-2017 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 985385)
Grandmadigr didn't need no plastic on her crouch.

????


Never mind.


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