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ZenGum 08-10-2009 10:23 PM
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Stolen inflatable clown found with list of demands

Police in Alice Springs say an inflatable clown recently stolen from the Moscow Circus has been found.

The circus mascot Boris was taken from Blatherskite Park on July 26.

A police spokeswoman says a man walking through the Alice Springs golf course on Saturday morning found the clown still inflated at the barbecue area at the 17th green.

She says a handwritten note found with the clown demanding better working conditions has been seized by police for forensic testing.

Police have contacted the Moscow Circus with a view to reuniting it with the clown.

Sheldonrs 08-11-2009 12:39 PM
3'6" clairvoyent wanted for double homocide.

Headline: "Small medium at large"


:D

TheMercenary 08-11-2009 03:08 PM
Weird.

Quote:
OURAY, Colo. -- An autopsy showed a 74-year-old Ouray County woman whose body was found being eaten by a bear was attacked and killed by that same bear after she attempted to help a smaller bear that had been hurt in a fight.
You have to read the rest of this:
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...01/detail.html

Crimson Ghost 08-11-2009 03:12 PM
That is weird.

I can bearly believe it...

TheMercenary 08-11-2009 03:15 PM
Bear with me on this one. Why would you be feeding bears off your porch. I don't want a 400# Bear hanging anywhere around my house but on a wall skinned. At least he would be if I saw it in the yard.

Crimson Ghost 08-11-2009 03:20 PM
Perhaps if she fed it Yogi-urt, it wouldn't be so hungry...

Oh, yeah. Bears will eat anything. My boo-boo....

Sheldonrs 08-11-2009 08:46 PM
Wonder if her name is Ursalla.

TheMercenary 08-11-2009 08:48 PM
:lol2:

ZenGum 08-11-2009 09:45 PM
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Munson told her brother by telephone that she was putting out hard-boiled eggs and milk for the younger bear to eat, said the victim's son-in-law, Bruce Milne.
Munson told her brother Thursday night that the older bear was back and said, "I'm going to chase it off with a broom."
I admire her kindness and her courage, but she was a little short on sense.

Crimson Ghost 08-11-2009 10:34 PM
Hard-boiled eggs and milk?

The bear was pissed.

Do you know how hard it is to sneak up on dinner when you're farting so much, it sounds like the 1812 Overture?

AND she's gonna whack it with a broom?
Mrs. Munson, Thurman, you ain't.

Shawnee123 08-12-2009 11:09 AM
:lol: So they kept shootin' bears until they found the one that ate her. She's dead, the bear done already ate her dumb (but friendly to bears) ass: who cares WHICH bear?

Trilby 08-12-2009 11:21 AM
Munson told her brother by telephone that she was putting out hard-boiled eggs and milk for the younger bear to eat, said the victim's son-in-law, Bruce Milne.

Wonder if Bruce is any relation to A.A. Milne - of Winnie the Pooh fame?

Crimson Ghost 08-12-2009 10:58 PM
Good eyes, Bri.

That's a honey of a coincidence.

Scriveyn 08-13-2009 08:50 AM
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Crimson Ghost 08-14-2009 01:10 AM
I think I know who was stealing those cucumbers...
And how he was smuggling them...


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