Ahem...are my three words not good enough for you? I can't reply to lj's funnies within the rules of the 3 words at a time story format?

Hmmmphhh

That's shit's funny
said Branson as...

Spudcon acted humourlessly

I missed it

sorry bout that

(Sorry Shawnee, mymistake)

Back in Texas,

Flint's chicken soup

was just what

made him sick

Improper poultry handling

is another aspect

of poultry sex

which the lumberjim

indulges in, often

when his camel