Sorry, I just ate the last one. I got some ABC amusing, want that?

HA! That one took me a minute! I reached (or retched, as a friend of mine would say) into the depths of my childhood memories and VOILA...ABC!

This window poster mildy amused my filthy mind as I was walking in he mall today

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...ArJIb56l2HfRdc

And yesterday I was mildy amused that one of my childrens' Focus Study options is called "Mitten Munching". I don't think it's actually a euphemism for anything rude, but it damn well should be.

In the last week or so, we've had two of the dumbest drink drivers evah. I can't find the news stories but, roughly:

1. Adelaide guy drives to his local cop shop to get a defect notice cleared off his car. Seems tipsy. Blows 0.18. Limit is 0.05. Car and human taken into custody.

2. Darwin bloke arrives at job - as a courier - tipsy. Boss says he's drunk. He insists he isn't, argument develops, bloke storms into cop shop and demands a breath test. 0.06.

:D

snowstorm/sleetstom is supposed to be on its way so natch it was armageddon at the local grocery store. sigh.

also - the "NSFW Luscious little"... in the above thread is mildly amusing.

Also the handle Sexy Cherri is mildly amusing me.

Lots of little laughs today.

Hang on... like you don't think a Cherry can be teh sexor..?!
Shame on you.

What's mildly amusing me today?
Those krazy Madagascan zombies.
Their plan for world domination is cunning and devious these days.

Flesh IS great with ice cream!

OK....

real life lulz:

A lot attendant who shall remain anon got a new phone the other day, and was telling me about it... He got the new HTC EVO kickass smartphone.... so anyway... today, I saw him playing with it, and asked to check it out... he hands it to me and I look..and without touching anything....it's displaying the google search history .....

first/most recent search: 'spots on penis'

I just gave it back to him....

I can't tell anyone here, so I had to tell you guys. He's a really nice young man, and I hope he doesn't have anything serious.... but damn... poor guy.

oh.... man

a big fuuu moment when he realized his search was visable

It is snowing, raining, sleeting, AND thundering and lightning.

Awesome.

I want that.... now i'm home and warm and dry.....

Tonight I had to record the following line:

Obviously they are paying me with the money they saved by not hiring writers.