Took me a second to realize that you were saying "without feathers getting even side effects" makes no sense.

He did. And it doesn't.:)

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Bert 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Margaret, 75, looked him over.

“Nope.”

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”

“Nope. Not a clue,” she replied.

“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!”

Without missing a beat, Margaret replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert! Shoulda bought a hat!”

When is a jumper not a jumper? When alcohol is involved.

O. M. F. G.

I hurt myself laughing!

It could have been worse.

He could have mistaken a sweater for a pair of trousers.....



...and succeeded in putting it on. :eek:


Anyway, there's a pretty good chance that each of those chaps will feature in a Russian road crash video on Liveleak in the fullness of time.

Momdigr and myself also laughed heartily at that fella.

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I have friends like these. Fortunately I'm a good listener :)https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...49f680eb0e.jpg

Yeah, I'm guilty of that, got it from my mother. On the up side it discourages people from asking questions, which is good if it's an alibi. :haha:

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Funny as hell!