Lotion them all up and point a fan at them.

My legs?

Legs/feet.

two nights :(

that helps?

No, I just wanted to see if I could get you to do that.

good one! I nearly did!

srsly, though - it's really annoying.

It helps me when I think I have restless legs, but it comes and goes with me, Ive never been diagnosed or medicated.
Colder the better though, for me.

I'll probably jinx® it but I started taking calcium magnesium and mineral supplements a few weeks ago and my restless leg has stopped. Maybe tonight it will start up again.

three nights. they've sent me a missing poster to put up etc. fukkit

Yes, it really helps. Do you have a webcam? Now, dip your feet into a vat of jello, and slowly, slowly, shave your legs with an old electric razor from the 1950s. Take a drag off a cigarette and blow smoke rings at a Mexican housekeeper's butthole.

What do you mean by restless legs?

Syndrome.

I thought Rush told us not to believe in RLS.

I think oxycontin helps control RLS. ;)