Birb turds.

Yup

And oysters are awesome. I've even talked Amanda into trying them. When I order them, she's all like... Um. No. Then I order enough to share... And she keeps pace. A little cocktail sauce, or red vinegar... Or both... Shlurpp!

No thank you. Slurp away, but I have an aversion to raw seafood.

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~Rodney Dangerfield

A handy guide to UK Pubs...

Becoming fewer by the day!

Pubs closing at rate of 18 a week as people stay at home

I do not partake of grain or grape, but jotting down all the pubs I can think of, we have nine in a parish of about 7,500 souls.
There's another three which spring to mind which have closed in recent years and one converted to a restaurant.

This piece of social history brought to you by Carruthers. :rolleyes:

I suppose you have to be prepared to act/react to commands 24/7, but really.http://cellar.org/2015/shades.gif
May the lord have mercy on your soul.

I'll take his slack tonight.

Bucket night.

My girlfriend said to me, "I'm sick of you pretending to be a detective. I think we should split up."

I said, "Good idea - we can cover more ground that way."

:haha:

My girlfriend asked me if I wished she'd been born with huge tits. I told her that the thought of a baby with huge tits was disturbing to me.