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Yeah...he's hysterical. I can imagine the strong Wiltshire accent might give pause :p

Haters gonna hate...

thank god.

Pink Mohawk/mohican guy. Easy to understand (hurrah, I must still have some Brit). But funny? I so wanted to laugh but I kept waiting for the punchline......

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 814363)

"I drink the way Americans eat"

love it.

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 815115)

Haters gonna hate...

thank god.

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Thank You Hater!

Well hello Friend.
Mr. Insightful.
Thank you for your comments on my little YouTube clip.

Most people say
you're cruel and spiteful.
But you're right; how do I sleep at night? I am a massive prig.

They call you hater,
well, they're just jealous.
Your constructive pearls of wisdom give me thrills I can't deny.

How will we know
if you don't tell us?
We could improve our YouTube channel by fucking off and dying.

Some might say you're a...
Sexually aggressive, racist homophobe,
misogynistic, cowardly, illiterate
waste of human skin.

Sexually aggressive, racist homophobe,
misogynistic, cowardly, illiterate
waste of human skin.

But I say Thank You,
Beautiful Stranger.

I love the way
you don't have bloatings.
You know we'd be too dazzled by your cinematic vision.

But you're there,
on every comment string
where you teach us just like Jesus but while wanking like a gibbon.

I'm really sure
that if I met you,
you probably wouldn't rape me like you probably thought you would.

We are like that.
I really get you.
You're right about that laughing kid, he is a total "cnut".

Here are some other people you've given your brilliant insights to.

Hiya! You said because I only play black characters I'm being "racist toward black people." So, thanks for that!

You said, "dawn porter u make me ashamed too be a woman." Thanks!

You said, "his mother must be so prowd she can have a bottle or 2 shuved up her for bringing such a TWAT into the world." WOW!

You said I was a "steeming pile of shit" Thank you!

You said I'm "NOT funny and u never will be" !!!

(silent text only)
"i'm going to find you misery bear, and i'm going to kill you." --

You said "does helen lederer remind u of miss piggy?" Oohooh, thank you.

You said "get a grip u spastaztic mong. u realy are a TWAT have a word with urself." Thanks!

You said "this cunt should be raped in the eyes" I can't wait!

You said "u black basterd ur films are shit and if i ever see u on the street i'm gonna cave ur head in" Thanks man, I look forward to that.

Hi! Me again.

You wished me "cancar",
and misspelled cancer.
But I know that it's a metaphor you hoped that I would grow.

Just like the tumor
you hoped would kill me,
inside the tits on which you said you'd also like a go.

You said that "girls
shouldnt do funny."
But you'd fuck me double hard and let your mates go after you.

Oh, what a line.
You lovely honey.
Are you ahny harmony? Oh join the queue.

Some might say you're a...
Sexually aggressive, racist homophobe,
misogynistic, cowardly, illiterate
waste of human skin.

Sexually aggressive, racist homophobe,
misogynistic, cowardly, illiterate
waste of human skin.

But if it wasn't for you,
my darling,
I would never have written this tune.

Some might say
you're so vain,
but this song is all about you.

Last episode of current series of HIGNfY, with Victoria Coren as one of the guests.

"They must have been high-fiving each other in that meeting."

lol!

Bwaaahahahahaaaaaaaa! Dodo dodee oh...

nice one im. Here's the whole enchilada:

A repeat I'm sure, but worth repeating:

In the name of all that is WTF, watch this. Pleasethankyou.

Daily Show's been on good form lately. I like the way it cuts through the noise.

There are a few issues that I only know about because of the Daily Show :p

This is one.

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There are a few issues that I only know about because of the Daily Show :p

That's only because you don't read Merc's threads, in which ~~Fair&Balanced~~ Redux acted as the "Obama apologist" ala the TDS bit.

Partisanship: it makes smart people less informed!

In fairness, I don't read very many politics and current affairs threads. I occasionally dip in, but that's all. And that cuts across the board. Specific issues interest me, or specific thread titles draw me in, but I am as likely to ignore a thread from someone like Lamplighter as I am from someone like Merc, unless it relates to an area of particular interest to me. I am also just as likely to read a Merc thread as I am a Lamplighter thread on the same grounds.

Some of the longer running theads (Obamanation for example) I dip in and out of but don' read all of the back and forth.

But ya know. You've got a great stereotype there, so I'd just run with it.

[eta] Having followed your link, I now recall why I didn't read it. I assumed by the title that it was to do with the Fast and Furious movie series. Had it been entitled 'US sells arms to Mexican Drug Dealers in a botched operation and then one of the guns is used to shoot a US Border Agent, and now Obama is using his Executive Privelege for the first time to crush any investigation into the affair' I'd have clicked....but it's a tad unwieldy as titles go :p