For some reason, that girl's boobs look like rubber.

Zaphod Booblebrox.

I'll bet her bra size is 42.

Perhaps she could use a towel...

Here ya go.

Ur doin it rong.

Ow ow ow OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Looks like he/she is on a vent in some third world ER.

Pretty sure that's a softie, Merc.

Now, may I present the vagina couch.
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Oh holy hell, that spike in the ass is just evil.

Thinning the herd, Darwin style.

That couch looks really cozy, but I am not so sure about back support.

What? Doesn't it just want to make you rub your head against it?:bolt:

http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...postcount=2286

Rectum? Hell, damn near killed 'im.

This is on the low end of NSFW... but still I thought better put it here.

GPS-enabled panties... interesting concept.

"She'll never know it's there".

I think this is a princess and the pea moment. I'm pretty sure if someone placed a chip and battery in my underwear I'd notice.

Probably work well till she sobered up. And she HAS to change her panties daily in case she has a wreck or something.

GPS doesn't work indoors, so unless she's getting shagged in the park, it may not be too useful. Just wire her car instead.

Just don't let her leave the house without a related-male escort, duh.

Speaking of duh, a nice burka could obviously support a more powerful transmitter or even a longer range receiver for her shock collar.

Just exactly what is that "nurse" (? I assume that's what the cap is?) in the background getting ready to examine?

A cock cozy?

I have no idea. I found it while performing a "cat boob" google image search (if you don't know, don't ask...)

super FUP/gunt/vajomach

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-...009/09/189.jpg

thats a serious case of front butt right there.

Stocker much?

And are those fishnets or chainlink fencing?

Her leges are in pretty good shape, though.

I'm going to be using that one...

What's that item have to do with keeping inventory up?

She needs to get the Front Butt Control Top Fishnet.

So what? she wears a strap-on dildo?

Wasn't sure if it should go here or in the regular WFT thread so I decided to play it safe.

Who's the guy behind Calista Flockhart?

Not Calista, her twin brother Dickout Flockhart.

Thank you.......all three.......2318 - 2319 - 2320.......

Well, at least the penis is realistic.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80773994/

I stumbled across this .... it is just wrong

This is the "after" one night in Paris Hilton picture.

Where'd you get that picture of BrianR? :haha:

Hey, that's a weird looking marble bag.
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Arthritis. Ain't it a bitch.
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(For 'Opie and Anthony' fans)
Hey, did you stick you junk in a jar with a bee in it for a Pontiac Aztec?
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Studded for her pleasure.
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Braille for blind girls.
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Phrenology for Urologists
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"Mommy, is pee 'sposed to be chunky?"
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"That boy's 'bout as lazy as a bump on a log."
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Carol knew there was a problem with her clitoris when the gynecologist began to vomit.
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If you push the buttons in the right sequence, you win a surprise.

[applause]

I used to be in porn. There's bound to be some residual pictures and videos out there. I even found one in Florida at a video shop once. Shiver!

Pre-ribbed.

If I were that dude and was going to invest in modifying my cock, I believe I'd have just made it not so stubby. Al the bells and whistles in the the world wouldn't help that nub.

It whistles?!?!?! :eek:

It slices, it dices, it even makes Julienne Fries!

ball bearings - you're doing it wang wrong

Human toilet prank
 

For the record, I think this was staged. The woman reacted much too quickly.

BTW, if he tried that on any of the women here, getting pepper sprayed would be the least of his problems.

Well, yeah, all that, and the multiple camera angles. Just a bit too pat.

I'd say the no individual cubicles would be a bit of a giveaway too. Plus girls do tend to check that the toilet looks ok before turning and sitting on it -unless they're so drunk they have to pull themselves up on it.

Coldcocked...