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Big Sarge 06-05-2014 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 900890)
"He basically goes to work, goes fishing and sits on his arse."

He is what any man would do in a committed relationship. All of you women on here need to shut your mouths and get back in the kitchen.

Nirvana 06-05-2014 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 900911)
He is what any man would do in a committed relationship. All of you women on here need to shut your mouths and get back in the kitchen.


I would get up slap on my apron and rubber gloves this minute if my unhandy man would fix the fucking kitchen sink. ;)

Aliantha 06-05-2014 10:55 PM

lol nice Sarge. Get outside and mow the fucking grass, and while you're at it, trim the edges and do the hedges...and make sure they're straight and neat. I dont want any scraggly bits!!!

Big Sarge 06-05-2014 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 900917)
lol nice Sarge. Get outside and mow the fucking grass, and while you're at it, trim the edges and do the hedges...and make sure they're straight and neat. I dont want any scraggly bits!!!

yes ma'am Anything else you need me to do, you let me know ma'am. I didn't get this old without knowing who really rules the roost.

Aliantha 06-06-2014 12:10 AM

Haha...smart man.

footfootfoot 06-06-2014 08:46 AM

I'm as handy as they come (just don't even)

I'm handy as fuck and it hasn't helped me get laid, lain, or scrod.

Where's the love?

Gravdigr 06-06-2014 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 900911)
He is what any man would do in a committed relationship. All of you women on here need to shut your mouths and get back in the kitchen.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 900916)
I would get up slap on my apron and rubber gloves this minute if my unhandy man would fix the fucking kitchen sink. ;)

Wtf? Ya don't need no sink to fix a sammitch...


...ohputthatgunawayI'mkiddin'.

Nirvana 06-06-2014 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 900938)
I'm as handy as they come (just don't even)

I'm handy as fuck and it hasn't helped me get laid, lain, or scrod.

Where's the love?

If someone fixed my sink all I would be wearing is the rubber gloves and the apron ;)

footfootfoot 06-06-2014 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 900967)
If someone fixed my sink all I would be wearing is the rubber gloves and the apron ;)

Alas, you are married.
:(

lumberjim 06-06-2014 01:26 PM

Like that would stop you. What you meant to ask was how long do you have to get there.

footfootfoot 06-07-2014 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 900975)
Like that would stop you. What you meant to ask was how long do you have to get there.

Oh, it wouldn't stop me, but I'm pretty sure it would stop her.:blush:


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