true - i just cashed it


now i'm going shoppin

false: you're no grass.


My village has flooded.

true: everyone is fleeing but the roads are packed
We've got our traffic report on the Ho Chi Minh trail. How's it goin' up there? "Uh, Adrian, it's not goin' exactly well. There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there. It's not a very pretty picture. There's horns everywhere. I don't know what to say. We're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm there and try 'n cook 'im down. Have a little barbecue.


I have two online exams to take today in theology and logic in arguments.

True. And best of luck on those exams. (Loved your village response.)

I'm emotionally wrung out.

False--you've still got lots of fight in ya

Something in my office is on fire.

yah...your pants!


My dog is well fed

False - Your dog is fed from a bowl.

True or False: Bowling isn't really a sport.

False. It's more sport than soccer (kidding kidding kidding...don't get mad. :) ) :bolt:

T or F:

The sun'll come out tomorrow.

True - It's good that it has worked up the courage to come out of the closet.

True or False: My hovercraft is full of eels.

True. The more hovercrafts you have the moray eels you'll get.

True or False: 4 out of 5 dentists prefer Colgate.

False - Colgate University has no medical school.

True or False: Purdue University has the best chicken.

False. Mike Tyson has better chicken.

T or F: Time's fun when you're having flies.

True - Just ask Renfield.

True or False: "Come into my parlor," said the spider to the fly.

False. Not even a spider would want to clean the parlor after that.

T or F: We're raising the roof.

False - Its aready on top of the house

T or F: Everyone gets lai-d in Hawaii.