to what?

I meant TO say TWO (2). :censored:

Well, at least you spelled 'to' write...er...I mean right.http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/lol.gif

URM ......you spelled leased rong

how about a decoder ring?

No decoder ring unless you bring enough for the whole class.:eyebrow:

Oh....wait...there's no class around here......nevermind.

How often do people post here? I need constant stimulation.

Um...I think you've confused The Cellar with AIM... :)

@Elspode: I like my message boards - what is that word? active.

I think I can make this place work.

I may have to get my hands dirty.

ADHD?:rolleyes:

Ben-wa balls?

Trust me, The Cellar works. It started out as a BBS rather a long time ago (in online time, anyway), or so it says in the history.

You'll get used to the pace here, really. Attempts to overdrive the place will explode in your face like a Briggs and Stratton on nitrous. There's a lot of us old bastards here, and we read kinda slow between bites of our strained peas.

You can eat strained peas, Patrick? I'm jealous! All I can manage is the occasional can of Ensure, and the damn nursing staff keep pushing my wheel chair away from the computer. It takes me an hour to get back using my walker.

Yeah, don't try to break the Cellar, boys. It'll break you! Heh! :p

I never overdrive anything. In time, it will all make sense.

You must then be truly from another galaxy, because *nothing* in this one makes much sense...