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Iggy 08-23-2006 01:37 PM
Wow... this thread got kinky quick... not that I mind. :blush:

I like the occasional kinky sex, but mostly I just like it when he pulls my hair. Maybe that is because I used to have short hair and now it is halfway down my back, and I think long hair is really sexy, so it makes me feel sexy. Who knows. LOL I always like to start out gentle and work up to the rough kink.

But, to each his (or her) own. ;)

Elspode 08-23-2006 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Brianna
Anyway, ever since I read about those women who answered that guy who advertised for Slaves to his Master and then wound up in oil barrels buried on his property...I've lost interest. I think he even TOLD those women he would kill them...so...whaddya gonna do? I mean, he TOLD them!
Local boy. We're real proud of that 'round these parts.:worried:

Trilby 08-24-2006 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Elspode
Local boy. We're real proud of that 'round these parts.:worried:
What ever happened to him? He in for life or what?

Elspode 08-24-2006 09:27 AM
Yeah, John's in the pokey forever. Neither Missouri nor Kansas (crimes were committed on both sides of the state line) chose to seek the death penalty. I believe he still isn't done being prosecuted by one or the other of the states.

Iggy 08-24-2006 10:46 AM
Wow... I need to read the news more often apparently. I don't remember hearing anything about this guy, and I live in Kansas. Are there any news stories or links that someone could share?

MaggieL 08-24-2006 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by skysidhe
After reading this thread I am thinking how wrong I was. I had no idea the whole idea of being submissive during sex meant bizzare physical, emotional and verbal abuse.
well...in a sexual context, "submissive" is a multivalued word.

xoxoxoBruce 08-24-2006 07:00 PM
My wife handed me a coil of rope saying, "Tie me up and do anything you want."

So I tied her up and went fishing.



No, I didn't really. :D

MaggieL 08-24-2006 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
My wife handed me a coil of rope saying, "Tie me up and do anything you want."
Sounds like the old saw about the guy accosted by a hooker who says "For $50 I'll do anything you want." He hands over the cash and says "Great... Now paint my house."

mrnoodle 08-25-2006 12:12 PM
I just stopped by to say that I know a guy who put his ween in a fish's mouth. He had a boner, too.

That is all.

MaggieL 08-25-2006 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
I just stopped by to say that I know a guy who put his ween in a fish's mouth. He had a boner, too.
Why did the fish have a boner?

mrnoodle 08-25-2006 12:23 PM
Dude. This guy was HOT.

MaggieL 08-25-2006 01:19 PM
"Hot enough to give a fish a boner." <-- new user title

DanaC 08-25-2006 02:01 PM
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After reading this thread I am thinking how wrong I was. I had no idea the whole idea of being submissive during sex meant bizzare physical, emotional and verbal abuse.
Being submissive during sex means whatever you want it to mean babes. That's the thing about kink, it comes (or cums) in every shade imaginable and a few that haven't been thought of yet.

There used to be a tv show over here that looked at this sort of thing (Eurotrash) amongst other strangenesses. I remember seeing one where a guy got off being a door. Another guy liked being used as a bike rack. I am guessing, somewhere in this big round world there's a man or woman whose biggest thrill is being spanked with a fish.

MaggieL 08-25-2006 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by DanaC
I am guessing, somewhere in this big round world there's a man or woman whose biggest thrill is being spanked with a fish.
And apparently his name is Bruce. :-)

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Originally Posted by MPFS
Fourth Bruce: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo.
Everybruce: G'day!
Michael: Hello.
Fourth Bruce: Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce.
First Bruce: Is your name not Bruce?
Michael: No, it's Michael.
Second Bruce: That's going to cause a little confusion.
Third Bruce: Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear?

MaggieL 08-25-2006 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DanaC
That's the thing about kink, it comes (or cums) in every shade imaginable and a few that haven't been thought of yet.
We offer this link to help sort the kinks.


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