My last two years in HS was HELL because of Napoleon Dynamite.
"Your mom goes to college"
"I love technology"
"Its a liger, a tiger and a lion with magical powers"

Oh GOD I hate that movie.

Me too. Me too.

It's funny. But maybe I think that because I have awsome numchuck skills.

Vote For Pedro!

"I'll be Bach."

"I'll be Haydn."

"I can Handel that."

other...
 

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Pay attention, 007....

Tonight I was reminded of the quotability of Forrest Gump.

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Just a personal quotable that has infested (!) my world: Guess it?

(of course with attempted Scottish accent)

"Head! Its like an orange on a toothpick!"

"Go! You've stayed your hour!"

"...the Colonel with his wee beady eyes! He puts an adictive chemical in it that makes you crave it fortnightly!"

"we have a piper down. repeat. A piper is down."

That's from Austin Powers

close..but no rolled-leaf incendiary pleasure stick.

It wasn't Austin Powers? was it So I married an Axe Murderer?

Casino Royale (the original one with David Niven & Peter sellars)

That's not a knife!....This is a knife.