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Understanding where you're coming from.

Clint was approached with a very lucrative contract to do an infomercial. He refused by calling it Chuck Change.

When Clint Eastwood was crucified, died and came back to life 3 days later, no one made a big deal out of it.

mmmmm....blasphemy-licious

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

why are you being such a dick?

It comes over me from time to time. I am under treatment and the doctors are hopeful.

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

so. you are intimating that i fear to appear weak? And by quoting some obscure putz, attempting to sound superior at the same time? Well, I certainly don't feel weak. or afraid of fearing to be seen as weak.

I thought the obscure putz made the point more succinctly than I could. I felt like your "not" was a way of not having to admit that you goofed. It's like when people give backhanded compliments -- "You look great today ... for your age." Sure, the second part is humorous. But it completely dismisses the first part. Once the second part is given, the first part is no longer a compliment.

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

In your real life, David, are you prone to taking things that are plainly meant in jest and lamely trying to condescend to the perpetrator by taking it seriously and reacting as though they are classless buffoons that meant it literally? just curious. Had you any clue, you'd understand that while I routinely appear to be a hammer, I am actually very wise and genial. It seems that you need literal explanations from people. you know me. don't pretend that you don't.

Um, let's see. There's a lot in there.

While I like to have fun and I'm widely known as a nice guy, it is true that I'm generally of a more serious nature.

I don't think you are a classless buffoon. I like and respect you, but you do have side to you that surprises me from time to time. It doesn't seem to go with the rest of you.

New evidence shows that Chuck Norris needs to ease up on the holy water.
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I see people straining not to believe in something higher or greater than themselves.

Is such straining a smart thing to do, or is it simply that "I see dumb people?"

Now what was it Arthur Conan Doyle said about mediocrity?

Some people have a deep and abiding faith, but also firmly believe in the separation between church and state. Some people send their kids to Catholic/Christian grade schools if they want them to have a Christian education.

Some people think that UG may be a pompous ass.

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 284811)

omgomgomgomg lj said the *c* word :eek: :eek: :eek: I need to put that in the wiggs me out thread.

Thats strange isnt, I can swear like no other female I know and the c word still shocks me.

You mean "christian"?

I feel the same way.

this was fun to re read.

i was looking for something else... but this just swallowed 15 minutes of my Thursday. Where is mrnoodle now?

probably living in some compound with the other cultists. ;)

This has been an interesting read. It must have been during a break else I'd have commented for sure att he time, if nothing else, I'd have poted this:

Clint Eastwood took a shit, and, then wiped his ass.

He looked at the toilet paper, and, right there it was...Chuck Norris' career.