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Nic Name 09-27-2002 10:21 PM

The Straight's Times
 
A night of Ecstasy, a lifetime of brain damage

jaguar 09-28-2002 06:03 AM

Same silly propaganda^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h 'study' , with more FUD, your point?

and nik, the 'entertainment' in NBN's headline is that its 'obvious', my point is that its stupid and incorrect, not obvious.

Griff 09-28-2002 06:40 AM

Thats it, when my squirell monkey gets up this afternoon, we're gonna have a sit-down about his party habits. His spelling is already deteriorating.

Nic Name 09-28-2002 02:20 PM

Hey Jag,

My point is a little humour. I'm not arguing a point.

The link is to the article in The Straits Times. Ha Ha. Sorry you missed the humour of two posts in a row in this thread.

jaguar 09-28-2002 07:25 PM

if anything i'm dissapointed in The Straits Times

Nic Name 10-01-2002 09:28 PM

A mature masterpiece may be lurking in your cellar

Nic Name 10-03-2002 03:20 PM

Veritas CFO leaves on MBA lie

juju 10-07-2002 01:23 AM

Isn't it funny how the news shows always show the exact same shot of Saddam firing his shotgun from a balcony?

Am I to draw the conclusion that the man walks around with a shotgun 24/7? Is this some sort of nightly ritual? "Hey, it's 10 o'clock. Time to fire off a shell from the balcony."

How about more clips of him kicking back, smoking a cig, and drinking scotch?

Nic Name 10-07-2002 02:07 AM

That's the smoking gun!
 
CIA's evidence of Iraqi threat lacks 'smoking gun'

Nothing But Net 10-11-2002 03:09 AM

You've gotta love this one!
 
From the Houston Chronicle:

Spacewalkers overcome glitch by using hands

Glitch?

Nic Name 11-08-2002 08:02 PM

Alcohol rapidly confuses the brain :confused:

vsp 11-22-2002 08:01 PM

Sign of the Apocalypse, No. 483
 
It says something about our society when a headline on cnn.com -- C-N-f'n-N -- reads:

<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/11/22/offbeat.laptop.burn.reut/index.html">Scientist burns penis with hot laptop</a>

vsp 12-03-2002 12:39 PM

The headline is more amusing than the article, but:

<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Midwest/12/03/raccoon.head.ap/index.html">Band director accused of mailing raccoon head</a>

That Guy 12-21-2002 08:47 AM

Death row inmate found dead
I like the fact that they gave him CPR. Good one.

That Guy 12-21-2002 10:20 AM

Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter


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